r/nba Magic Sep 22 '22 Wholesome 3 Gold 1 Helpful 4

[Charania] Celtics coach Ime Udoka had an improper intimate and consensual relationship with a female member of the team staff, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. It’s been deemed a violation of franchise’s code of conduct. News

http://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1572810579105939457
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u/u_alright_m8 Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

Nia Nolonger

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u/MrDurden32 Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22 Wholesome

Nia So Long

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u/MonkSalad1 Sep 22 '22

Lmao I searched that name in Google and it took clicking on about five photos of her before I realised you were doing a play on words.

Straight up thought her surname was Nolonger (pronounced nol-on-ger) lmao.

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u/REQ52767 Rockets Sep 22 '22

For once, the opposite was true. Woj was first and Shams filled in the details lol

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u/Notsozander 76ers Sep 22 '22

We’re not the worst Twitter story of the off-season. YAY

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u/Godlo Thunder Sep 22 '22

My guy, that was Charlotte. That shit is beyond the pale

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u/MyPostForAiur Raptors Sep 22 '22

What happened with Philly? Surely not docs hack cause that's not bad at all lmao.

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u/Notsozander 76ers Sep 22 '22

“Hack”

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u/Harman3112 Heat Sep 22 '22

That was more funny than worst story

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u/xXTheRacerXx 76ers Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Shams will never leave us hanging and stays undefeated

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Woj be like “I know something guys 🫣🤭”

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u/sbstooge Grizzlies Sep 22 '22

Haha no noooo I can't say 🤐🤭 I promiseddd!! 🫣😏

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u/Smart_Dumb Pacers Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

This was 100% planned by the Celtics. They let Woj tell the world that Ime did something really bad, but wouldn't say what. This lets people speculate wildly about all kind of crazy things that he may have did.

Then, let it leak out that it was an inappropriate yet consensual relationship with a staff member.

In the wake of DeShaun Watson, everyone who was thinking the worst of the worst goes "oh, was that it?" Then, the Celtics gauge public reaction and set the suspension based off that.

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u/DealtCocaine2LenBias Lakers Sep 22 '22

☝🏻“what’s going on in Boston? Why would he stick his pecker there?”☝🏻

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u/ThisAnswerIsLit Lakers Sep 22 '22 Silver Wholesome Ally I'll Drink to That That Smile

Woj blue balled us

Shams made sure we came

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

I hate this so much

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u/MitchelltoMobley Cavaliers Sep 22 '22

God does not return to Earth because he fears what he has created

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u/Tropical_Wendigo Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Woj spits, Shams swallows

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u/eeem1l Jazz Sep 22 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

alright chill 💀

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u/_calculated 76ers Sep 22 '22

man I see comment trains like this and wanna share it with people but none of my friends are this deep into the nba lol

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u/MuppetEyebrows Sep 22 '22

Your friends on r/NBA are

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u/Dennisfromhawaii Suns Sep 22 '22

They are not your friends. This is your home now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Windhorst fondles the balls

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u/SubtleStatement Warriors Sep 22 '22

☝️🙁👆

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u/srs_house Registered to Vote Sep 22 '22

Now why is that? 🤔

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u/seymour_hiney Sep 22 '22

Woj bomb pop gun

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u/urfaselol [NBA] Best of 2021 Winner Sep 22 '22

Woj has gone soft since going to espn

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt [LAL] Kobe Bryant Sep 22 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Unlike Udoka who’s going hard for Celtics employees

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u/trsh_xx Celtics Sep 22 '22

Udoka vs Doc for Horniest coach in the league

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Doc for sure

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u/trsh_xx Celtics Sep 22 '22

Doc don’t got Nia Long at home tho. This should be a debate someone call up cnn

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u/IlonggoProgrammer Jazz Sep 22 '22

Neither does Ime Udoka anymore

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u/realudonishaslem Heat Sep 22 '22

while being married

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/Currymvp2 Warriors Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria, and Ime was teammates with him. Ime repeated the same stupid mistake by cheating on Nia Long. How the fuck do you cheat on these hot actresses?

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u/Zions_Wrath Magic Sep 22 '22

Beyond the basic answer of many people just enjoy cheating, if you marry a career woman who travels for work you will have times when both of you are not in the same location. So he travels and she travels for extended periods of time and that dynamic makes cheating more likely, and possibly even an agreed-upon part of the relationship for many in those situations.

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u/burrito-boy Raptors Sep 22 '22

Man, he cheated on Lisa from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?! That's crazy.

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u/HumptyDrumpy Tampa Bay Raptors Sep 22 '22

nia long was fine asf back in the 90s yo

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u/ihavetwonoses Timberwolves Sep 22 '22

Mickey Mouse reporter

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u/Willenium Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Probably not what he intended, but when Zach Lowe was eulogizing Jonathan Tjarks on his podcast every positive description of Tjarks made him out to be the complete opposite of Woj. 'He was never competing with other journalists. He was never clout obsessed. He never held back negative coverage or coveted access to sources more than saying what he wanted to say.'

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u/AntSmith777 Lakers Sep 22 '22

Noticed that too!

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u/trueplayacj Sep 22 '22

That fucking gatekeeper

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u/crumpledbrouhaha Raptors Sep 22 '22

Shams has OFFICIALLY surpassed WojnaMickey in my books 💯

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u/the___heretic Timberwolves Sep 22 '22

Where does Shams rank all time?

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u/DrySecurity4 76ers Sep 22 '22

Top 2 and he aint 2

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u/RatsGetFatttt Bulls Sep 22 '22

How does this affect Lebron's legacy though?

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u/diamondisunbreakable Lakers Sep 22 '22

Woj is washed. Shams got the jump on him on several things this summer.

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u/WheatonsGonnaScore Sep 22 '22

Woj is just a mouthpiece for the nba/front offices.

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u/VictorAkwaowo1 Mavericks Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Holy shit that Twitter account was right

The Legendary Burner Account

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u/SDas_ [LAL] Alex Caruso Sep 22 '22

Reddit detectives gotta find out whose burner this is

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u/CelinedionWaiters [SEA] Vladimir Radmanovic Sep 22 '22

People already found out who Ime cheated with allegedly because there apparently is only one female staff member on the team

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u/B000urns [MEM] Mike Conley Sep 22 '22

"A certain agitator, for privacy sake, lets call her 'Lisa S'...No that's too obvious...uuh. Let's say 'L. Simpson'."

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u/icona_ Heat Sep 22 '22

thought it was 3?

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u/OctavianAugustus21 Sep 22 '22

3 but it's clear that there's only one realistic female staff member that makes sense . No offense to the other two

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u/popop143 Celtics Sep 22 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

You don't know, Ime might be wildin'.

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u/R011_5af3_yeah Sep 22 '22

He cheated on Nia Long, he been wildin

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u/TheWyldMan Sep 22 '22 Take My Energy

Remember who Arnold was cheating with? lol

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u/BreadMeatCheeseGang Sep 22 '22

NCSU represent! The person may or may not be an alumnus

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u/IncidentalIncidence Hornets Sep 22 '22

Rough off-season for NCSU women in sports -- first Abby labar, now this

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u/bagfka Mavericks Sep 22 '22

There’s a thread where it’s believed to be Noah vonleh

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

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u/S420J 76ers Sep 22 '22

Internet is fucking insane man. Found out within 2 hours. Literally could just have put his phone down, not seen any notifications, come back to have his burner identity completely exposed.

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u/QuiGonFishin Sep 22 '22

4chan tracked down Shia Labeouf hiding in some cabin using the wood panels in the background of the interior and determined plane traffic patterns using the stars. I will never underestimate the power of some people on the internet with WAY too much time on their hands

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Jesus Christ

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u/therealsemshady Nuggets Sep 22 '22

Agreed for the most part, but the Boston marathon bombing is the easy counter to this

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u/ChocolateBronsexual Hawks Sep 22 '22

Dude brought this on himself lol. Campaign contributions to a highly visible politician in a weird not rounded amount and then posting about it publicly is foolish. You should expect to be exposed at that point

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u/Rafarox21 Nets Sep 22 '22

Lol true but I don't think anyone expects to get exposed over a $19 donation 3 years after the fact

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u/Max_Beezly Sep 22 '22

It's definitely Nick Ciarelli. If you zoom in on the red you can see a ick at the end and also the burner liked one of Ciarellis tweets

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u/PointGosh Sep 22 '22

Oh shit tobias funke’s brother Robert!

A renowned analrapist

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u/turdninja Heat Sep 22 '22

Holy shit it was Bugmane. Buzz buzz.

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u/ShaedonSharpeMVP_ Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

People already found out who Ime cheated with allegedly because there apparently is only one female staff member on the team

There’s a thread where it’s believed to be Noah vonleh

I thought you replied to that comment with that and I had a really good laugh at the thought of a whole thread dedicated the trying to figure out if Noah Vonleh was the secret front office female staff member that Ime was sleeping with.

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u/soberkangaroo 76ers Sep 22 '22

If Noah Vonleh tweeted about being brave enough to mentally picture John mulaney dicking down Olivia munn I’m gonna lose it

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/badbakedpotato [ATL] Onyeka Okongwu Sep 22 '22

Easy, Mulaney’s the one getting ravished

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u/mattyisphtty Rockets Sep 22 '22

Seriously, nephews in this thread like, how can they have sex if the woman is bigger, stronger, and/or more dominant? Easy, she takes the lead. Hell there's several porn subreddits to women taking control of the situation.

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u/WheatonsGonnaScore Sep 22 '22

Reddit has always been awful at guessing people. Definitely not Vonleh

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u/Express-Pandas Sep 22 '22

We did it Reddit

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u/BuckGoodstroke Magic Sep 22 '22

And this also takes place in Boston.

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u/bourgewonsie Celtics Sep 22 '22

Ya because Noah Vonleh totally listens to Mitski and fantasizes about pegging Jewish men

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u/d33jay64 [POR] Damian Lillard Sep 22 '22

I just refuse to believe Noah Vonleh would ever tweet this

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u/thefx37 Wizards Sep 22 '22

He’s out of line, but he’s right.

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u/urfaselol [NBA] Best of 2021 Winner Sep 22 '22

The RDAmbition we deserved

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u/DealtCocaine2LenBias Lakers Sep 22 '22

The Nephew That Was Promised

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u/jayelecfan Lakers Sep 22 '22

woj was watching that burner lmao

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u/wolfjeter Heat Sep 22 '22

YES IME UDOKA IS GETTING AWAY WITH FUCKING SOMEBODY

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/Nohotsauceforoldmen Raptors Sep 22 '22

He’s right x2 in that post

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u/TheKarmaSuiter San Diego Clippers Sep 22 '22

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u/YoungJebediah Sep 22 '22

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u/wei53 Celtics Sep 22 '22

Who's that from?

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u/DonnyGetTheLudes Sep 22 '22

Adam Levine’s sexts got leaked

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u/humhum124 Bulls Sep 22 '22

You would think hes better at spitting game but instead he just says something I would say.

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u/SHUN_GOKU_SATSU Lakers Sep 22 '22

For real. but I guess they don't need to spit game like that since they're you know, wealthy and famous.

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u/FRESH_FRANK_OCEAN Lakers Sep 22 '22

Shams just saying it THANK YOU. Fucking Woj deserves this with all the teasing

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u/WWECreativegenius Spurs Sep 22 '22

It’s basically the dwade alley to lebron pic I swear

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u/MoKha0 Bulls Sep 22 '22

More like Nick Young stealing the game winner from Lou Williams

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u/ILoveZimsD Timberwolves Sep 22 '22

The ole Gersson Rosas

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u/flomotionfr [POR] Brandon Roy Sep 22 '22 Ally

I have no proof of this, but back in July I was in a bar in Portland with some friends around 1am, and we saw Udoka there with a woman that, after a quick google search, didn’t look like his wife. We all joked about the possibility of him cheating lmao I can’t believe this

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u/Kevinsean_ Rockets Sep 22 '22

Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. And describe this woman for me please

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u/KitchenReno4512 Kings Sep 22 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe

Please use this scale:

( . ) ( . ), ( . ) ( . ), ( . ) ( . )

(‿|‿), (‿ | ‿), (‿ | ‿)

🙋‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️

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u/ThatInception Knicks Sep 22 '22

Fucking lol

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u/cdsixed Supersonics Sep 22 '22

“well first thing you got to know is that the booty was DUMMY thic”

police sketch artist (getting frustrated): we meant describe her face

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u/Kravice [TOR] Chris Bosh Sep 22 '22

Is this Drakes next album cover?

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u/dcarsonturner Raptors Sep 22 '22

Least horny redditor

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Bro 😂😂😂😂

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u/HokageEzio Knicks Sep 22 '22

Burner accounts remain undefeated.

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u/JoeBidensBurner Supersonics Sep 22 '22 Silver

Woj did all that teasing just for Shams to nut first

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u/SportAddictMCMXCIX Heat Sep 22 '22

moral of the story: get to the fucking point

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u/jeremysanatomy Celtics Sep 22 '22

so in the last day or so, we've had jaylen retweeting the insane kyrie tweet, news about sarver selling the team, doc's likes, rob lonzo AND shai injury news, and now ime cheating on his wife? offseason said I'M NOT DONE

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u/user4251434 Sep 22 '22

Forgot Ant’s tweet too. All this happened in like 5 days lol

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u/connect_69 Celtics Sep 22 '22

Damn I already forgot about Doc. He's gotta be loving this.

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u/Gladness2Sadness Warriors Sep 22 '22

Compared to the other controversies atm, Doc’s not even that bad. Man just HORNY.

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u/TheScrantonStrangler Celtics Sep 22 '22

Daddy horny Michael

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u/YoungJebediah Sep 22 '22

He started liking porn tweets again, no one will notice

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u/grand_insom Nets Sep 22 '22

Wow Jaylen retweeted the Kyrie thing? I missed that.

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u/JoeBidensBurner Supersonics Sep 22 '22

All things considered, could've been worse

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u/KneelBeforeCube Bulls Sep 22 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Facepalm

"Yeah, it could have been with a male member of the staff"

Anthony Edwards probably

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u/RapsFanMike Sep 22 '22

Aaron Gordon probably had a similar thought as well

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u/UnemployedMod420 San Francisco Warriors Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Al-Farouq Aminu would have a few choice words too

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u/nervousaboutschool17 Raptors Sep 22 '22

All things considered, could have been funnier

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u/Midwest-Midbest Mavericks Sep 22 '22

Imagine if everyone who had a consensual relationship with a coworker got put on blast nationally lmao

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u/Count_Sacula_420 :sp8-1: Super 8 Sep 22 '22

mcdonalds ceo got fired for sexting, no penetration. had to give back like $100 million in bonus money too

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u/hungovercyclist Sep 22 '22

Ever been so horny that you lost $100mil?

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u/joshrosensnose Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

People would have fewer affairs

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u/hamburgl4r [GSW] Sarunas Jasikevicius Sep 22 '22

Masturbation is always the answer

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u/JT-JB-RW-MS Sep 22 '22

I'm king of the righteous then

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u/Seinfeldologist Bulls Sep 22 '22

Consensual gets skewed when you’re talking about this much of a seniority difference. You can’t be fucking staff at this level. Even if it’s 100% consensual, it puts the organization in a bad place if she later fucks up and is fired.

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u/0zymand1as- Washington Bullets Sep 22 '22

Shams said fuck it and Jesus, I’m here for you Nia Long

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u/BagRight8939 Suns Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

WTF U HAD NIA LONG BRO.

edit: after digesting, this may be worse than murder. GIVE HIM LIFE SENTENCE ASAP

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u/aybebumps Sep 22 '22

Imagine the chaos if she’s pregnant with a kid born around playoffs next year

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u/Izanagi___ Bucks Sep 22 '22

Losing in the finals and fumbling Nia long in the span of a couple months is wild

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u/RottenSmegmaMan Tampa Bay Raptors Sep 22 '22

Send this man to the shadow realm

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u/epymetheus Heat Sep 22 '22

It appears he's handled that himself.

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u/benjammin9292 Bulls Sep 22 '22

Incoming RDC vid

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u/Snasty728 [IND] Ron Artest Sep 22 '22

Pique, Tony Parker, Tiger…no one is safe

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u/zestful_villain Sep 22 '22

Pique

How could Shakira not be enough for any man? It's wild bro.

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u/daeve Hawks Sep 22 '22

those hips shook me into puberty

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u/ajr901 Heat Sep 22 '22 Silver

No lie?

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u/ATLHawksfan Hawks Sep 22 '22

Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley at her hottest

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u/eunauche Nuggets Sep 22 '22

In her fucking prime

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u/TomHanxButSatanic Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

J. Cole in shambles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

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u/KillermooseD San Francisco Warriors Sep 22 '22

Reach around in the storage room?

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u/The_Unknown98 [TOR] Kyle Lowry Sep 22 '22

"how come he don't want me"

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u/KneelBeforeCube Bulls Sep 22 '22

Nia keeps it tight, but players still cheat on ladies ten time hotter.

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u/Yankeefan333 NBA Sep 22 '22

Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce...if that can happen, I'm not surprised if anybody else in the world cheats

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u/ndu867 Sep 22 '22

Yeah and Tony Parker was with Eva Longoria. I mean what??

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u/DjLionOrder Suns Sep 22 '22

Adam Levine on a supermodel, Pique on Shakira, the list goes on.

Let’s just face it. Normal men have no idea what it’s like to have hundreds of gorgeous girls throwing themselves at you.

Doesn’t excuse it by any means, but let’s not pretend like we’re all living with the same Temptations.

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u/scrambled_cable Warriors Sep 22 '22

A man is only as faithful as his options

Chris Rock

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u/JD1337 [MIL] Francisco Elson Sep 22 '22

I play golf, I don't have a busload of swedish supermodels wanting to jump on my dick

Bill Burr.

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u/sleal Spurs Sep 22 '22

Platoon of whores

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u/so-cal_kid Lakers Sep 22 '22

Another funny joke about this is from Adam Sandler in the movie Funny People: "It's easy not to cheat when no one wants to fuck you"

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u/polkhgf Hornets Sep 22 '22

he also gives the best advice to avoid cheating in that movie: “just jerk off”

EDIT: nvm that’s from Top Five… but still good advice from the sand man!

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u/heshouldgo Lakers Sep 22 '22

No way bro cheated on Nia Long 😭

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u/WheatonsGonnaScore Sep 22 '22

Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria.

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u/QKnee Bulls Sep 22 '22

And Gerard Pique cheated on Shakira

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Jay Z cheated on Beyonce

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u/Razatiger Raptors Sep 22 '22

Arod cheated on Jlo.

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u/H-Priapus Lakers Sep 22 '22

Justin Timberlake cheated on JESSICA FUCKING BIEL!

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u/dbtizzle Bulls Sep 22 '22

Got some hate songs out of it

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u/Rah_Rah_RU_Rah [LAL] Kareem Rush Sep 22 '22

Fumbled harder than 09 Adrian Peterson

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u/sayqueensbridge Timberwolves Sep 22 '22

lol this is such a specifically painful reference, it’s like catching a stray shot from a sniper

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u/ahhzure Knicks Sep 22 '22

woj got cooked

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u/brokid Lakers Sep 22 '22

WOJ went try too hard and shams was just smooth with it

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

That graphic was the worse

It legit made me think it was a ballsack sports post or something

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u/summit15 Raptors Sep 22 '22

Shams in his prime, Woj is washed

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u/Espeeste Celtics Sep 22 '22

This would have never happened if we hired Van Gundy.

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u/SDas_ [LAL] Alex Caruso Sep 22 '22

Shams is elite

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u/Charlie_Wax Warriors Sep 22 '22

Legacy points added.

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u/AashyLarry [MIA] Dwyane Wade Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Who had Banging the Intern on their bingo card

Celtics fans - Any guesses on which female staff member it was?

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u/TurntleCurse Celtics Sep 22 '22

Nearly everybody lol

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u/sneks_ona_plane Celtics Sep 22 '22

Thought this was in response to his 2nd question and it also works

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u/killerk13 Bulls Sep 22 '22

Nia long if u are scrolling through Reddit rn I am here and emotionally available if u ever need to talk to someone.

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u/Maydietoday Heat Sep 22 '22

Thank you for letting me borrow your lambo the other day

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u/NippleNugget [BOS] Marcus Smart Sep 22 '22

Yes yes. He’s very generous and very wealthy. Also he has a very big penis. I know this because I saw him jump into a swimming pool while wearing white shorts to save a drowning child.

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u/Outland3r_ Sep 22 '22

Just wanted to thank you again for volunteering at that children's hospital last week

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u/XxEpicMonkee Lakers Sep 22 '22

Shams just fucking slam dunked that alley oop Woj threw up

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u/21spence_ 76ers Sep 22 '22

More like shams stole the pass in the backcourt and dunked all over Woj like Melo on Paul Millsap in like 2009

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u/CharlesLeSainz Raptors Sep 22 '22

I can see why the Celtics would take action on this. Him cheating on his partner isn’t really that important to the organization ofc but inappropriate behaviour untoward a subordinate in the workplace is taken seriously in many workplace organizations.

I know this is a basketball sub but this is an organizational matter. It’s off-court business with its own workplace rules.

Looking at it from a professional point of view, a suspension is likely and appropriate as a punishment. From an basketball perspective, I’m not sure how long his inevitable suspension will impact the roster on court.

From a relationship perspective, my guy fumbled a huge bag. Fucking up his life to cheat. His actions are a violation of Nia’s trust. Don’t sleep around on your partner. If you want to fuck up your life, go ahead but don’t fuck someone else’s. Nia Long!! SMH

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u/microwavedttea Heat Sep 22 '22

Also sucks for his kid

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u/Vswerve27 Wizards Sep 22 '22

Lol didn’t the timberwolves guy get fired for this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

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u/AestheticPenguinMan Sep 22 '22

Nah you supposed to make sure no one ever finds out. Even act like you hate each other at work

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u/TheAquaman Mavericks Sep 22 '22

The higher you are, the more problematic it gets. Not to mention if one reports to the other.

That said, my industry is very work hard/play hard, and it’s extremely common.

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u/M_epps01 Rockets Sep 22 '22

HE FUMBLED NIA LONG???

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u/CelinedionWaiters [SEA] Vladimir Radmanovic Sep 22 '22

skip bayless voice IT'S MY TURN

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u/HokageEzio Knicks Sep 22 '22

I guess it's time I intervene.

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u/Thornton__Melon Rockets Sep 22 '22

Rooting for you

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u/169869312 Sep 22 '22

Woj & Fabrizio = Fraud

Shams & Ornstein = GOAT

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u/FearlessButterfly3 76ers Sep 22 '22

A lot of people are not getting the “franchise code of conduct” part of the tweet.

Sure it was consensual, but he should have known better not to be hooking up with someone who works with the Celtics. That’s why he may get suspended.

Many companies have a “no relationship policy” in place (either an outright ban or having to disclose it through specific procedures)

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