r/meirl 8d ago

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u/Sepje2911 8d ago

I was born in a new world where I was raised by my queen and sally and I loved my queen and sally

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u/ziggagorennc 8d ago

What happened to queen and sally

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous 8d ago

They eloped

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u/Sepje2911 8d ago

Predictive says: they are still working on the sun and sally and the sun is filled with all the sun

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u/JoyJoy_ 8d ago

Yes, the sun here is made of sun.

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u/ToxicOwlet 8d ago

And we all know that the sun is a deadly laser

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u/Jche98 8d ago

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u/ToxicOwlet 8d ago

I'm so glad this is a real thing. Thank you

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u/GhastlysWhiteHand 8d ago

Thank you Sally for the birthday wishes and I love you and I love you too and I hope you have a great day and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too much

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u/basement_muffin_man 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night with the girl in the bathroom.

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u/andy_scrag 8d ago

Roommates

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u/HealthyWorkers 8d ago

i'm interest in the story

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u/Sepje2911 8d ago

Me too tbh lol

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u/Schmantikor 8d ago

I was born without fingernails and I was just wondering if you would be able to tell.

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u/Trawhe 8d ago

So... So you think you can tell... Finger from nail... Pink Floyd from wish.

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u/pipsvip 8d ago

I got Netflix on the phone, they want to option the rights to this sentence.

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u/AMC_Unlimited 8d ago

I was born in the mail yesterday and I was wondering what you guys would want for dinner tonight

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u/imonmyphoneagain 8d ago

Gosh, I love tacos! Tacos would be fantastic. Or spaghetti. Tacos or spaghetti.

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u/uselesssacc 8d ago

I second this. Leaning towards tacos, though!

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u/wumboellie 8d ago

Ooh y’all makin tacos? I’ll take some

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 8d ago

Can we please put cheese on them this time?!

I love Mexicans and they really did hit it out of the park when they invented tacos but for some reason they don't put cheese on them. Like, they have cheese. Really good cheeses of multiple delicious varieties and yet not on the taco. Wtf.

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u/gerbie37 8d ago

Hmm spaghetti tacos

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u/EstesPark2018 8d ago

You were just born and you’re already ready to get other people food how kind

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u/Mr_Cis 8d ago

I was born to die

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u/december14th2015 8d ago

Feet don't fail me now...

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u/JustADudeOnReddit245 8d ago

Sounds like life in a nutshell

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u/TresLechesConHamon 8d ago

Born to shit, Forced to wipe

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u/JULY_PROBABLY 8d ago

Me too

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u/jfk333 8d ago

You were born to die? Or that's what your predictive text came up with?

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u/Ok_Frosting4451 8d ago

Isn’t that a Lana Del Rey song?

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u/studprincess 8d ago

Song and album

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u/Bumbleybeetuna 8d ago

I was born in a small cylinder and was connected with the idea that I had to be in a place that was a bit more expensive.

I'd call it an average sized cylinder

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u/Michael_Lovbird 8d ago

It's part of Disposable Heroes by Metallica too

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u/patentliaison 8d ago

maybe, but it's a Biggie Smalls album

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u/slimseany 8d ago

I was born for dyinggggg

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u/Ollemeister_ 8d ago

World is a fuck?

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u/SirKazum 8d ago

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

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u/YeetMeatToFeet 8d ago

I am trash man

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u/The_Enby_Agenda 8d ago

New Royal Navy ad taking a more blunt approach

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u/MassiveFajiit 8d ago

Some say, giving someone life, is giving someone death.

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u/SlickFawn680444 8d ago Table Slap

I was born in the United States in my early thirties so I don’t think it was the best idea for you to do this for your birthday because it would probably take a while for Jesus Christ to come.

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u/lovely_liability 8d ago

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/Ok-Leg64 8d ago

I’m gonna stay at home then.

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u/type1goat 8d ago

Dang I’m sorry man

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u/burnerwolf 8d ago

It, too, was born in my early thirties. While I appreciate all of the extra wisdom, I must admit it often makes paperwork somewhat challenging.

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u/simplyVISMO 8d ago

Väinämöinen, the Finnish folk hero, was indeed also born in his thirties.

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u/PureOxidane_ 8d ago

Beautiful literature. Really brought me to tears.

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u/OddReputation3765 8d ago

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother.

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u/False-Gear413 8d ago

I feel sorry for your family 😂 JK

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u/-QuestionableMeat- 8d ago

A real familybush you got there.

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u/Blueduck554 8d ago

iMessage middle word I’m assuming?

I was born and I am the father and father and I'm a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I'm a son and I'm the mother and I'm the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother

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u/outlawsix 8d ago

Good lord, same here, this is disappointing i thought it would be personalized

I was born and I am the father and father and I'm a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I'm a son and I'm the mother and I'm the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I'm not the mother

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 8d ago

I'm my own grandpa.

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u/IrishAssassin69 8d ago

What kind of Alabama shit is this

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u/BargainOrgy 8d ago

This was mine exactly.

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u/mtbrainman 8d ago

Amen 🙏

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u/Monstrous_Lili_4717 8d ago

Well there goes the holy trinity. You're a holy family

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u/conejita83 8d ago

Sounds Like an Alanis Morrissette song

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u/jenna_boul 8d ago Gold

I was born and raised by a child who had been awake for several years.

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u/summer-civilian 8d ago

Technically correct

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u/PlayFederal 8d ago

This describes parenthood very well actually

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u/throwaway95421225 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night so I’m a little bit confused

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u/RapiidzMcG99 8d ago

I was born and moved into a place where my son was a young father, who is the first man in his age.

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u/Main-Consideration76 8d ago

this unironically sounds like an anime isekai title

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u/R0GUEL0KI 8d ago

Or a biblical proverb of some kind.

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u/MajorBonesLive 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born.

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u/AdEmbarrassed2568 8d ago

I couldn't help but read this with the lyrics tune of "Mister Lonely"

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u/SwagarTheHorrible 8d ago

Wow, ours are surprisingly similar. Did you keep hitting the same button like I did? I was left side all the way.

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u/eightdollarbeer 8d ago

Mine started exactly like yours but kept going

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a teacher and I was a teacher and I had to go to school and I was like I don’t know what I did but I was a good teacher and I was good at it and I was really good at it and I was really great at it and I was really really good at it and I was really really good and I was really really good and I really really good and I’m really good at it and I really really appreciate it and I am really really good and I am very good at it is a lot of things that I am really good at everything that I am very good and I have a lot of good at it was a lot of fun and I am so I am really good and I really really good at it and I really really appreciate it and I am really really good and I am very good at it

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u/chunky_kit-kat 8d ago

mine is exactly the same

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u/Lord_Cecil_IX 8d ago

I was born in a new Zealand and I am a piece of fruit and I have to take antibiotics regularly to stop flare ups and get to the ground to get rid of the water and the rest of the world is a mess and people are losing their houses from the 1981 blockbuster Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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u/Crolto 8d ago

No, people are losing their homes DUE TO the 1981 bloxkbuster Raiders of the Lost Ark...

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u/Lord_Cecil_IX 8d ago

A tragedy of archaeological proportions.

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 8d ago

This will be studied one day. Will the last one out please set the boobytraps?

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u/tanglopp 8d ago

Indeed.

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u/P1X3L5L4Y3R 8d ago

finally someone stands up to speak the truth 😤

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u/SolelyforBI 8d ago

I'm sorry about your flare ups.

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u/Somehow-Still-Living 8d ago

I always thought kiwi referenced the bird, but TIL.

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u/IngenuityNovel5936 8d ago

The piece of fruit part def made me laugh

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u/depressed_panda0191 8d ago

I wish I was a piece of fruit. Like a watermelon

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u/CRUSTYDOGTAlNT 8d ago

I was born in the middle ages and my mother was born in the middle ages and then my dad was born in the middle ages so my family was born in the middle ages

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u/SalKedavra91 8d ago

Well that explains that then 🤣

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u/darthkotya 8d ago

You know, despite all this evidence, I'm still not quite convinced that your family was born in the middle ages...

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u/Responsible-Mud-702 8d ago

The middle ages, you say?

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u/Medium_Reason_1371 8d ago

I was born on the toilet and that robot suddenly opens up the blob.

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u/Gloomy_Actuator5839 8d ago

Life cycle of poop

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u/justice10101 8d ago

the blob

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u/god_damn_bitch 8d ago

I was born in Salem and I was wondering if you could give me a little more information on the way home.

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u/Ok_Conflict_2525 8d ago

This sounds like the kind of sentence Duolingo teaches

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u/golenman123 8d ago

I was born and moved the last letter from home and the C was sent out of my budget to the fact I had it with my account so I can get some of your beer to your face

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u/Taco_dragonn 8d ago

No you can’t get some of my beer to my face.

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u/I-stalked-u 8d ago

i was born in a new world where you can go to the beach and get it all together and go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together

they must’ve love beaches and getting it all together

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u/Smarty_M 8d ago

This one omfg

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u/Chronicles_of_Gurgi 8d ago

Can we put this to a tune? Message me when it's gone viral.

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u/Pete_O_Torcido 8d ago

I need to go to that beach

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u/Nephisimian 8d ago

So sort of like a sandhog day?

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u/Novel-Purchase8010 8d ago

Sounds like some song on a beach ad.

Love life breaking apart? Go to the beach and get it together.

Haemorrhoids?? Ass falling apart? Go to the beach and get it together.

Cue the actors in swimsuit singing together.

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u/Coolio-Mc-Xerto 8d ago

“I was born in a little weird man and he didn’t want me anymore“

awesome 💀

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u/Pixy-Issa-PunkRockr 8d ago

Average deadbeat dad story

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u/Cause0 8d ago

I was born and I have no clue how

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u/wrecktus_abdominus 8d ago

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

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u/Novel-Purchase8010 8d ago

"They sleep together"

"Like John and I?"

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u/MyRobinWasMauled 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the year

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u/Head-Butterscotch-78 8d ago

I was born in the United States and I was raised in the south of Australia so I’m not sure if that’s the same thing as the rest of us but it was the first thing that came to mind

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u/The_Mortal_Ban 8d ago

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I’m not the mother and I’m a daughter I love you so so very so very so very much

I guess I’m trans now?

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u/Gladplane 8d ago

Damn you got the same as him/her

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u/False-Gear413 8d ago

I was born in sha allah kal call me at all times and I will be in the chat with you and your family and friends yet on the game is at the time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available on this device is not available on this device.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Inshallah brother

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u/Logical_1 8d ago

Installah latest flash player update

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u/ReprobateManny 8d ago

You have a lot of issues with video playback? Haha

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u/docdocdoc02 8d ago

This comment is a roller coaster

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u/The-Holy-Sheep-14 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born in October so I’m pretty sure I have a baby in my head right now so that’s why I don’t want to be in bed with you but I’m just gonna be sleeping on my own because I’m going through the worst of times

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u/fewdea 8d ago

I was also born in the middle of the night...

I was born in the middle of the night with the kids and the kids are you and your family on the way home and having a good time with the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids

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u/Fullkitwanka 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school

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u/Highlanddrip 8d ago

I was born and I am the father

💀

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u/SeekRus 8d ago

No, I am the father

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u/Whiskeymysticsandmen 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night and I was in the same room as my mom

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u/simplyVISMO 8d ago

I was in the same room as my mom

Well that's what I would assume...

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u/TheOneWhoShidAndCame 8d ago

I was born and I am not the same as I am now but I’m a different man I don’t have a problem I don’t want you in the house anymore and I’m just trying not be mean and I’m sorry for the things I do

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u/takemetodeath 8d ago

Unexpected divorce

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u/GenioPlaboyeSafadao 8d ago

Or a Timelord.

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u/hetty_69 8d ago

I was born and raised on this island but I’m not sure if it’s the best place for me to be right now because I’m not a good cook and my parents are going to be in town for two weeks so I’m just trying to figure out how I could help them with their cooking skills but I’m also just looking for ways to make money off of it and I’m not really a big fan of cooking so that’s why I’ve decided to go with my parents and go to the restaurant instead.

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u/Nightmancometh000 8d ago

You really don’t like cooking huh

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u/myballzishot 8d ago

I was born in the United States and I was raised on the island in the middle of the desert so I’m pretty much the only person in my country who is from there

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u/Nightmancometh000 8d ago

I’d read this autobiography

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u/Low-Class2106 8d ago

I was born in the valley are closed due to flooding

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u/CheckPleaser 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the dragon and I was one of those people who were not able to get a job. I was wondering if you want to get some wood today or tomorrow morning to get a good idea of what you want to get some wood today. Ain't that a shame.

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u/fortis_2 8d ago

I was born in a good night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night

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u/Letzz_get_it 8d ago

I was born in a very good condition

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u/Pass_the_Lasagna 8d ago

Oh look at you, born in a very good condition and everything

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u/catpro4u 8d ago

I was born and I was raised with the same mindset as you. I’m not sure if you have the same mentality.

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u/Mom_of_Cats 8d ago

So mindset ≠ mentality. Got it.

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u/Ideal_Inesh 8d ago

I was born in heaven with penguins and my cousins and the lord of heaven and earth

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u/Pass_the_Lasagna 8d ago

sounds rad

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u/CynicCannibal 8d ago

I was born not knowing how my predictive write works :(

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u/san2go2 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school.

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u/Kioga101 8d ago

I was born probably being the best one to the right thing to do with it and I will be there in about the same as last time I was there to test it out of the way to go to the bank and trust your cousins and the other one is a very good day for you guys to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids...

It's an endless loop from here on out, idk why but it always ends up in that same loop, I do not have any kids or romantic relationships whatsoever, it just locks onto that phrase and keeps it going. Is my phone haunted?

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u/uhushuhu 8d ago

Nah it'd just be a good time to come over and watch the kids

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u/merica1111yeah 8d ago

I was born and I am the same way as your dad I don’t care about your dad anymore you just have a different life you have a lot going for your mom you don’t care what anybody says about you I just don’t want you going through a divorce you have a different opinion on your dad

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u/ther3aper123156 8d ago

I was born in the center of the brain

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u/assistant_truck_chan 8d ago

I was born to a young man in a new world

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u/LowKeyWalrus 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the year and I was wondering if you could give me a little more information about the job and how you would like to go about this thing and I will be sure to give you a call at the end of the day. I hope you are having a great time and is not feeling well and I hope you are having some fun.

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u/SertralineUser2004 8d ago

I was born in the shop and I will be in the shop.

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u/Hourglass420 8d ago

I was born and I was just wondering what the status is for all the services.

God my phone knows I'm a dev.

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u/TegridyDad420 8d ago

I was born and I am a little simpler to get to know for a commercial purpose and not allowed growers because it is our own and the carbon in our cream caramal is the happier that you can understand the feeding of your end of its work and the carbon in your plant is basically the best bud ♥️

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u/Doofasaurus_Rex 8d ago

I was born in the morning and I was going to go to the hospital for a few days but I don't have any plans for this weekend.

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u/N1NJAXF0CUS 8d ago

I was born in the morning and I was like where'd your mom and dad were you going to the beach with?

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u/BananaTrain2468 8d ago

I was born and I am the same way as your dad I don’t have a problem I don’t care what anybody else says but you don’t know how I am I just want you know that I’m just saying that you don’t have a relationship and you know I love my dad so much I don’t want you in a situation that I can’t handle I just don’t care I just want him in the right way I want you in my arms I want to know how much you care and how you feel about you I love your mom I want to know that I love my family I want you and I’m sorry

I guess I am really into family

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u/Smarty_M 8d ago

This one sounds so sad lmao

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u/ehWoc 8d ago

I was born in the USA. In the past, few weeks old had been tested. For example if you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. Something needs to be able to make sure you sleep well.

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u/Altruistic_Lychee_37 8d ago

I was born and I am not comming back in my life and not being used for the insurance company Work with the payment of a new one and I think it is the best way for us the way to do it for you and to make things happen to be able and be short on the buisness plan for today to go through it with a few more people.

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u/Competitive_Pop9002 8d ago

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and…..

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u/SuperDude_B 8d ago

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I’m not the mother and I’m not your mother

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u/Jazzlike_Scarcity_92 8d ago

I was born and I am the same way as your mother I was raised to love and care and care and care and love you so I will never be the one I am the only person who will ever love me

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u/Maxauim 8d ago

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you.

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u/leftlifelasik 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a little bit younger than I was but I was a little bit more mature and I was able to get a job

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u/Capable-Problem-9276 8d ago

I was born and raised in the world of the world and the curse was not the light!

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u/STiNk_BaBy 8d ago

I was born to the middle school teacher so I’m just getting my stuff done lol

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u/saxonwarriorleo 8d ago

I was born with a knife from my chest of drawers with my friend bingelton

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u/TheMainStay49 8d ago

I was born in the late 70s and I was wondering if you could buy it for me and then I can send you the links to the cum and I will be there for the formula 1 and I will be there for the formula 1

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u/Ender120Tim 8d ago

I was born in north north and north north of north north park and north north highway

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u/Teneuom 8d ago

I was born and I am the same way. As your dad I don’t have a problem. I don’t care what anybody else says, but you don’t know how I am. I just want you to know that I’m just saying that you don’t have a lot to worry.

Wtf is this.

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u/Crafty-Rutabaga-1203 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a teacher and I was in high school and I was working in the field and I was in the field so I was working at the school and I was in the fields and I was in the school and I was a teacher

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u/ds9001 8d ago

I was born in New York city NY NY oh man that is a cow 🐮🐮🐮

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530 8d ago

I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chilling out, making, relaxing all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

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u/597820 8d ago

I was born and I was just wondering what the status is for this was accepted by my current of the year progressed I was just wondering what I need anything to the UFN's continued to steadily for you and giggles your own business to the world of Dar and the surrounding area is a bathroom that has been particularly several years ago when we were living with the Najklax Confederation of Alvara.

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u/ISAWTchu 8d ago

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and I’m the daughter and I’m a daughter to you

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u/mistermatth 8d ago

I was born and I am the father and the mother and the mother and the mother of my child are my brothers

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u/jackof47trades 8d ago

I was born in the middle school in the early seventies but my parents moved back to New Jersey so I’m still a little bit younger than my dad. I have to go out and buy some more clothes

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u/GeneralHarvey 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night so I was going through my old phone number to get my name in there but it didn’t come through I don’t have my name in it I just have my name on my name in it so I’m gonna go to the store to buy some more things for the girls so I’m not sure if you can do that or if I could do that myself I don’t really care but I’m not sure if I’m going back or if I have a new number because I’m gonna be able for a couple weeks

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u/_PeopleMakeNoises_ 8d ago

I was born on June first two way or three twenty five twenty five and have never 👎 seen anything that was a big difference to the first one ☝️

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u/bardia_afk 8d ago

I was born to a new world of that life as well and that he was just a very nice guy

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u/Soviet__Comrade 8d ago

I was born with the same name as my son and I was born on my Cake day in the middle of the morning.

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u/gomugomunorocket42 8d ago

I was born and I am the same way as your dad.

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u/Harry_Flame 8d ago

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was born on the same day as you and I was born and I was raised in the middle of the day and I was born the same day and I was born around the same time as you and I were born in the middle of the evening and I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at midnight and I had a baby and then they were born in my parents and then they were two years ago and I live here for two years so that’s why I was born.

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u/SawWhetOwl 8d ago

I was born in the west west of west

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u/XSparkly 8d ago

I was born in a way at the time and I have been searching for a solution as well as I have been working on the last few days and I have been working on the project management project and I have been working on the project management.

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u/Silver-Dentist-7106 8d ago

I was born on The beach at The wedding of The other Guy. I know what he could be.

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u/classicallytrained1 8d ago

I was born and i have no clue how i feel now but it is what i am today i will be able and i am happy to have my life together i love my life so very happy to have you in the life i love your life and your life and your happiness is always the best part in my heart i will never be able again and you are my best hope to be the one to have you forever in your heart and always with you and my family forever i will forever love your family forever i hope to live in your heart and forever with my family forever i am so much love ❤️