r/meirl • u/Accomplished-Ice-644 • 8d ago
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u/AMC_Unlimited 8d ago
I was born in the mail yesterday and I was wondering what you guys would want for dinner tonight
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u/imonmyphoneagain 8d ago
Gosh, I love tacos! Tacos would be fantastic. Or spaghetti. Tacos or spaghetti.
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u/uselesssacc 8d ago
I second this. Leaning towards tacos, though!
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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 8d ago
Can we please put cheese on them this time?!
I love Mexicans and they really did hit it out of the park when they invented tacos but for some reason they don't put cheese on them. Like, they have cheese. Really good cheeses of multiple delicious varieties and yet not on the taco. Wtf.
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u/EstesPark2018 8d ago
You were just born and you’re already ready to get other people food how kind
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u/Mr_Cis 8d ago
I was born to die
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u/Ok_Frosting4451 8d ago
Isn’t that a Lana Del Rey song?
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u/studprincess 8d ago
Song and album
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u/Bumbleybeetuna 8d ago
I was born in a small cylinder and was connected with the idea that I had to be in a place that was a bit more expensive.
I'd call it an average sized cylinder
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u/SlickFawn680444
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I was born in the United States in my early thirties so I don’t think it was the best idea for you to do this for your birthday because it would probably take a while for Jesus Christ to come.
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u/burnerwolf 8d ago
It, too, was born in my early thirties. While I appreciate all of the extra wisdom, I must admit it often makes paperwork somewhat challenging.
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u/OddReputation3765 8d ago
I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother.
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u/False-Gear413 8d ago
I feel sorry for your family 😂 JK
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u/Blueduck554 8d ago
iMessage middle word I’m assuming?
I was born and I am the father and father and I'm a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I'm a son and I'm the mother and I'm the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother
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u/outlawsix 8d ago
Good lord, same here, this is disappointing i thought it would be personalized
I was born and I am the father and father and I'm a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I'm a son and I'm the mother and I'm the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I'm not the mother
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u/jenna_boul
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I was born and raised by a child who had been awake for several years.
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u/throwaway95421225 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night so I’m a little bit confused
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u/RapiidzMcG99 8d ago
I was born and moved into a place where my son was a young father, who is the first man in his age.
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u/MajorBonesLive 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born.
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u/SwagarTheHorrible 8d ago
Wow, ours are surprisingly similar. Did you keep hitting the same button like I did? I was left side all the way.
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u/eightdollarbeer 8d ago
Mine started exactly like yours but kept going
I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a teacher and I was a teacher and I had to go to school and I was like I don’t know what I did but I was a good teacher and I was good at it and I was really good at it and I was really great at it and I was really really good at it and I was really really good and I was really really good and I really really good and I’m really good at it and I really really appreciate it and I am really really good and I am very good at it is a lot of things that I am really good at everything that I am very good and I have a lot of good at it was a lot of fun and I am so I am really good and I really really good at it and I really really appreciate it and I am really really good and I am very good at it
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u/Lord_Cecil_IX 8d ago
I was born in a new Zealand and I am a piece of fruit and I have to take antibiotics regularly to stop flare ups and get to the ground to get rid of the water and the rest of the world is a mess and people are losing their houses from the 1981 blockbuster Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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u/Crolto 8d ago
No, people are losing their homes DUE TO the 1981 bloxkbuster Raiders of the Lost Ark...
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u/Lord_Cecil_IX 8d ago
A tragedy of archaeological proportions.
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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 8d ago
This will be studied one day. Will the last one out please set the boobytraps?
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u/CRUSTYDOGTAlNT 8d ago
I was born in the middle ages and my mother was born in the middle ages and then my dad was born in the middle ages so my family was born in the middle ages
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u/darthkotya 8d ago
You know, despite all this evidence, I'm still not quite convinced that your family was born in the middle ages...
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u/god_damn_bitch 8d ago
I was born in Salem and I was wondering if you could give me a little more information on the way home.
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u/golenman123 8d ago
I was born and moved the last letter from home and the C was sent out of my budget to the fact I had it with my account so I can get some of your beer to your face
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u/I-stalked-u 8d ago
i was born in a new world where you can go to the beach and get it all together and go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together
they must’ve love beaches and getting it all together
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u/Novel-Purchase8010 8d ago
Sounds like some song on a beach ad.
Love life breaking apart? Go to the beach and get it together.
Haemorrhoids?? Ass falling apart? Go to the beach and get it together.
Cue the actors in swimsuit singing together.
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u/Coolio-Mc-Xerto 8d ago
“I was born in a little weird man and he didn’t want me anymore“
awesome 💀
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u/Cause0 8d ago
I was born and I have no clue how
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u/Head-Butterscotch-78 8d ago
I was born in the United States and I was raised in the south of Australia so I’m not sure if that’s the same thing as the rest of us but it was the first thing that came to mind
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u/The_Mortal_Ban 8d ago
I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I’m not the mother and I’m a daughter I love you so so very so very so very much
I guess I’m trans now?
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u/False-Gear413 8d ago
I was born in sha allah kal call me at all times and I will be in the chat with you and your family and friends yet on the game is at the time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available on this device is not available on this device.
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u/The-Holy-Sheep-14 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night and I was born in October so I’m pretty sure I have a baby in my head right now so that’s why I don’t want to be in bed with you but I’m just gonna be sleeping on my own because I’m going through the worst of times
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u/fewdea 8d ago
I was also born in the middle of the night...
I was born in the middle of the night with the kids and the kids are you and your family on the way home and having a good time with the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids
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u/Fullkitwanka 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school
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u/Whiskeymysticsandmen 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night and I was in the same room as my mom
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u/TheOneWhoShidAndCame 8d ago
I was born and I am not the same as I am now but I’m a different man I don’t have a problem I don’t want you in the house anymore and I’m just trying not be mean and I’m sorry for the things I do
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u/hetty_69 8d ago
I was born and raised on this island but I’m not sure if it’s the best place for me to be right now because I’m not a good cook and my parents are going to be in town for two weeks so I’m just trying to figure out how I could help them with their cooking skills but I’m also just looking for ways to make money off of it and I’m not really a big fan of cooking so that’s why I’ve decided to go with my parents and go to the restaurant instead.
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u/myballzishot 8d ago
I was born in the United States and I was raised on the island in the middle of the desert so I’m pretty much the only person in my country who is from there
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u/CheckPleaser 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the dragon and I was one of those people who were not able to get a job. I was wondering if you want to get some wood today or tomorrow morning to get a good idea of what you want to get some wood today. Ain't that a shame.
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u/fortis_2 8d ago
I was born in a good night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night
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u/catpro4u 8d ago
I was born and I was raised with the same mindset as you. I’m not sure if you have the same mentality.
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u/Ideal_Inesh 8d ago
I was born in heaven with penguins and my cousins and the lord of heaven and earth
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u/san2go2 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school.
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u/Kioga101 8d ago
I was born probably being the best one to the right thing to do with it and I will be there in about the same as last time I was there to test it out of the way to go to the bank and trust your cousins and the other one is a very good day for you guys to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids...
It's an endless loop from here on out, idk why but it always ends up in that same loop, I do not have any kids or romantic relationships whatsoever, it just locks onto that phrase and keeps it going. Is my phone haunted?
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u/merica1111yeah 8d ago
I was born and I am the same way as your dad I don’t care about your dad anymore you just have a different life you have a lot going for your mom you don’t care what anybody says about you I just don’t want you going through a divorce you have a different opinion on your dad
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u/LowKeyWalrus 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the year and I was wondering if you could give me a little more information about the job and how you would like to go about this thing and I will be sure to give you a call at the end of the day. I hope you are having a great time and is not feeling well and I hope you are having some fun.
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u/Hourglass420 8d ago
I was born and I was just wondering what the status is for all the services.
God my phone knows I'm a dev.
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u/TegridyDad420 8d ago
I was born and I am a little simpler to get to know for a commercial purpose and not allowed growers because it is our own and the carbon in our cream caramal is the happier that you can understand the feeding of your end of its work and the carbon in your plant is basically the best bud ♥️
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u/Doofasaurus_Rex 8d ago
I was born in the morning and I was going to go to the hospital for a few days but I don't have any plans for this weekend.
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u/N1NJAXF0CUS 8d ago
I was born in the morning and I was like where'd your mom and dad were you going to the beach with?
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u/BananaTrain2468 8d ago
I was born and I am the same way as your dad I don’t have a problem I don’t care what anybody else says but you don’t know how I am I just want you know that I’m just saying that you don’t have a relationship and you know I love my dad so much I don’t want you in a situation that I can’t handle I just don’t care I just want him in the right way I want you in my arms I want to know how much you care and how you feel about you I love your mom I want to know that I love my family I want you and I’m sorry
I guess I am really into family
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u/Altruistic_Lychee_37 8d ago
I was born and I am not comming back in my life and not being used for the insurance company Work with the payment of a new one and I think it is the best way for us the way to do it for you and to make things happen to be able and be short on the buisness plan for today to go through it with a few more people.
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u/Competitive_Pop9002 8d ago
I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and…..
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u/SuperDude_B 8d ago
I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I’m not the mother and I’m not your mother
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u/Jazzlike_Scarcity_92 8d ago
I was born and I am the same way as your mother I was raised to love and care and care and care and love you so I will never be the one I am the only person who will ever love me
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u/leftlifelasik 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a little bit younger than I was but I was a little bit more mature and I was able to get a job
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u/Capable-Problem-9276 8d ago
I was born and raised in the world of the world and the curse was not the light!
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u/TheMainStay49 8d ago
I was born in the late 70s and I was wondering if you could buy it for me and then I can send you the links to the cum and I will be there for the formula 1 and I will be there for the formula 1
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u/Ender120Tim 8d ago
I was born in north north and north north of north north park and north north highway
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u/Crafty-Rutabaga-1203 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a teacher and I was in high school and I was working in the field and I was in the field so I was working at the school and I was in the fields and I was in the school and I was a teacher
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530 8d ago
I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chilling out, making, relaxing all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
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u/597820 8d ago
I was born and I was just wondering what the status is for this was accepted by my current of the year progressed I was just wondering what I need anything to the UFN's continued to steadily for you and giggles your own business to the world of Dar and the surrounding area is a bathroom that has been particularly several years ago when we were living with the Najklax Confederation of Alvara.
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u/ISAWTchu 8d ago
I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and I’m the daughter and I’m a daughter to you
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u/mistermatth 8d ago
I was born and I am the father and the mother and the mother and the mother of my child are my brothers
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u/jackof47trades 8d ago
I was born in the middle school in the early seventies but my parents moved back to New Jersey so I’m still a little bit younger than my dad. I have to go out and buy some more clothes
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u/GeneralHarvey 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night so I was going through my old phone number to get my name in there but it didn’t come through I don’t have my name in it I just have my name on my name in it so I’m gonna go to the store to buy some more things for the girls so I’m not sure if you can do that or if I could do that myself I don’t really care but I’m not sure if I’m going back or if I have a new number because I’m gonna be able for a couple weeks
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u/_PeopleMakeNoises_ 8d ago
I was born on June first two way or three twenty five twenty five and have never 👎 seen anything that was a big difference to the first one ☝️
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u/bardia_afk 8d ago
I was born to a new world of that life as well and that he was just a very nice guy
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u/Soviet__Comrade 8d ago
I was born with the same name as my son and I was born on my Cake day in the middle of the morning.
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u/Harry_Flame 8d ago
I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was born on the same day as you and I was born and I was raised in the middle of the day and I was born the same day and I was born around the same time as you and I were born in the middle of the evening and I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at night and I was born at midnight and I had a baby and then they were born in my parents and then they were two years ago and I live here for two years so that’s why I was born.
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u/XSparkly 8d ago
I was born in a way at the time and I have been searching for a solution as well as I have been working on the last few days and I have been working on the project management project and I have been working on the project management.
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u/Silver-Dentist-7106 8d ago
I was born on The beach at The wedding of The other Guy. I know what he could be.
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u/classicallytrained1 8d ago
I was born and i have no clue how i feel now but it is what i am today i will be able and i am happy to have my life together i love my life so very happy to have you in the life i love your life and your life and your happiness is always the best part in my heart i will never be able again and you are my best hope to be the one to have you forever in your heart and always with you and my family forever i will forever love your family forever i hope to live in your heart and forever with my family forever i am so much love ❤️
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u/Sepje2911 8d ago
I was born in a new world where I was raised by my queen and sally and I loved my queen and sally