r/WhitePeopleTwitter Sep 23 '22 Silver 3 Helpful 5 Wholesome 5 Take My Energy 1 Bless Up (Pro) 1

Who makes you feel unsafe?

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u/eun_vasillos Sep 23 '22

especially those self proclaimed alpha men. they take objectifying to the next level.

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u/JGauth13 Sep 23 '22

As soon as the words “alpha male” come out of a man’s mouth I nope TF outta there - that’s literally all I need to know about them 🙄

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u/Ok_Island_1306 Sep 23 '22

I got into a drunken conversation with someone I met at a friends house a few weeks ago, he was VERY drunk. He kept referring to us both as alpha males. It made me rather uncomfortable and honestly he didn’t seem very alpha to me. I’ve never considered myself an alpha male

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u/mycathateme Sep 23 '22 Helpful

Next time whip your dick out and pee on him to assert your dominance and unleash your inner alpaca... I mean alpha.

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u/singingballetbitch Sep 23 '22

Spit in their eye to assert yourself as the dominant llama

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u/hey_rowsdower Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

Shave your body hair to make an overpriced sweater. That'll show him who rules the Andes.

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u/aethelredisready Sep 23 '22

If I wasn’t too cheap to buy coins, I’d give you an award for that

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u/PandaDemonipo Sep 23 '22

I gotchu fam don't worry

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u/burntreynoldz69 Sep 23 '22

Male Alpacas have entered the chat🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙

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u/mackfactor Sep 23 '22

Alpha on the streets, alpaca in the sheets