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u/QualityVote 8d ago

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!


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u/dengar_hennessy 8d ago

Mr Peanutbutter would like a word

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u/Svr-boi 8d ago

Pew pew 🐬

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u/Indercarnive 8d ago

Get that fetus.

It's on Spotify fyi

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u/Up_vote_McSkrote 8d ago

The Deletus Fetus remix is a straight banger too

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u/bustedtacostand 8d ago

Sextina Aquafina baybayyyyyyyyyy!

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u/heckyesdeidre 8d ago

Can you all stop making gun noises, it's REALLY freaking me out

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u/Ninjasmurf4hire 8d ago

catapult noises

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u/CrispyVibes 8d ago

BRRAAP BRRAAP PEW PEW

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u/jdronicafan 8d ago

Pew pew I’m from da hood

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u/Obamasmanpurse 8d ago

I hope to God that my fetus has a soul BECAUSE I WANT IT TO FEEL PAIN WHEN I EJECT IT FROM MY HOLE

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u/rick_or_morty 8d ago

BRAP BRAP PEW PEW

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u/Trarmp 8d ago

get dat fetus, kill dat fetus

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u/amoforlife 8d ago

my first thought

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u/nthensome 8d ago

No. Of course not.

Mr. Peanutbutter is just a cartoon

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u/drunk98 8d ago

Yes it is!
Unless it's not, please call me before printing

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u/Paracausality 8d ago

Doggy doggy what now?

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u/dengar_hennessy 8d ago

Is this a crossover?

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u/Goodpie2 8d ago

Can someone please explain?

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u/twilight_spackle 8d ago Helpful (Pro)

In one episode of Bojack Horseman, Mr. Peanutbutter's wife Diane gets an abortion and he shows up with a "It's a boy" balloon that he edited to say "It's a boy borted"

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u/SopieMunky 8d ago

Thank you for actually explaining the context.

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u/dengar_hennessy 8d ago

Bojack..... Horseman obviously

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie 8d ago

Yeah, still doesn't clear anything up.

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u/ShameOnAnOldDirtyB 8d ago

Bo Jack horse man is a TV show with a character named Mr peanut butter, who has an Asian girlfriend, who gets an abortion maybe, I don't remember specifically, is a good funny but sad show

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u/Bleezze 8d ago

No you are wrong, it's an amazing funny and terribly sad show!

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u/RayRayKun3 8d ago

What will he say will he say things let’s find out

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u/CarlosFer2201 8d ago

Cuts gender reveal cake, it's hollow.

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u/halfachraf 8d ago

spawnkill

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u/Heisenbread77 8d ago

Fucking campers...

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u/SnooShortcuts103 8d ago

For real, the guy was not even fully loaded in to the lobby. F

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u/spuol 8d ago

Dude didn’t even install the game and he still ded

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u/twobit78 8d ago

The games shit, find something better

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u/FloraFauna2263 8d ago

Bro just hopped on discord when his pc bluescreened

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u/icheah 8d ago

Bro downloaded the game and got VAC'd.

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u/YeetmisterThe3rd 8d ago

Girl deleted the app store before dude could download fully

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u/GGUNTERD 8d ago

I’ve been playing the game my whole life! It literally has the most realistic graphics you could ever ask for, gameplay really depends on your starting class but don’t you dare diss it!!!

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u/Capable_Mud_1108 8d ago

I was born in hard mode and I'm owning this game, gg ez.

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin 8d ago

oh camper camper

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u/TyJaWo 8d ago

IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

These comments have me snort laughing. Thanks y'all, I genuinely need d them today.

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u/SadBoiCri 8d ago

bro didn't even spawn in, got ddos'd in the lobby

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u/Opposite-Toe4875 8d ago

poor baby gets spawntrapped

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u/mike_rohdick 8d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Saw the boot and knew

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u/Changing-Subjects 8d ago

Abooted!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/IamLeoKim 8d ago

I leather not

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u/HalfSoul30 8d ago

That baby had a sole!

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u/Sir_Nuttsak 8d ago

Docs are no longer the Docs they became popular for. They are cheap Chinese-made garbage now. No better than low-grade Wal-Mart footwear. For the real thing, get Gripfast or Solovair (made by the folks who traditionally made Docs before the production was moved to China). My Gripfast's I've worn for about six years but are at their end (about a year ago, lol). I wear my Solovairs mostly now, and the leather is so thick that after a year of wearing them most days, they are not even broken in yet. Tough as nails, still in brand-new condition it seems.

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u/whoops_wav 8d ago

as a docs wearer, can confirm

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u/glitch_66 8d ago

Same here, we're out here aborting these fuckers left and right.

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u/Iam_BARKODE 8d ago

What are you talking aboot?

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u/Titan_Redeemer 8d ago

It's a somewhat popular tik tok. This girl needed a kidney surgery/procedure done, so turned it into a funny tik tok about an abortion

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u/Iam_BARKODE 8d ago

I see, thanks

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u/ShadowMario01 8d ago

Bort?

Who names their kid Bort?

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u/Hyro0o0 8d ago

"No, my son is also named Borted."

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u/_INFINITELY_MORE_ 8d ago

...Kid named "borted"

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u/Xero2814 8d ago

We need more Borted license plates in the gift shop

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u/IdioticMemeLover 8d ago

Come along now Borted!

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u/Birchflyboy 8d ago

Cant wait to sort this one by controversial

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u/MichaelFlippinAdkins 8d ago

As Gordon Ramsay said, "Chimichanga? Chimmy chuck it in the bin!"

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u/Dan-the-historybuff 8d ago

I’m surprised “Fuck” isn’t in this sentence. I don’t think this is Gordon…

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u/Weedsmoker_42069 8d ago

Is this real

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u/Underrated_Laughter 8d ago

Yes and no. Did she go to hospital to get something removed? Yes. But there was never any baby. She was extremely constipated to the point that they she had to have her fieces surgically removed. She did this as a joke since she was having the surgery anyway and there was a big uproar about it and everything.

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u/DaddyMcTasty 8d ago edited 8d ago

Love and prayers to gummy bears

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u/Underrated_Laughter 8d ago

That toilet was a real trooper. I hope you honor its sacrifice everyday.

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u/DeathscytheHell1994 8d ago

It was awarded the plunger of honor.

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u/Underrated_Laughter 8d ago

Glad to hear. Not enough toilets get the respect they deserve these days. Maybe it will just keep his family warm at night.

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u/girlsonsoysauce 8d ago

"Thank you for your service."

BABYYYY I COMPARE YA TO A KISS FROM A ROOOOSE ON THE GRAY

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u/69nicecock69 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/scragglyman 8d ago

The toilet broke before the bowl did!!!

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u/Retrocommander 8d ago

Is it a pooper trooper? Or a trooper pooper?

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u/edgy_Juno 8d ago

I had to take 2-3 bottles of laxatives in like 2 days because I was heavily constipated and they were running some tests on me. I was in the bathroom for 24 hours straight... Literally shitting my guts away, but thanks to that and further treatment, I rarely get constipated anymore. So I guess it worked. I can also tolerate lactose better now so there's that too.

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u/d_rev0k 8d ago

"The quick weight-loss diet the nutritionists don't want you to know about"

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u/Megafruitspunch 8d ago

“Just shit out your organs bro, anyone can do it”

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u/TDPDRAKON 8d ago

Holy shit

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u/cold-corn-dog 8d ago

I once shit so hard my feet hurt and a had sweat dripping from my head. I went home early that day.

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u/Wayayonah 8d ago

Yeah that’s normal

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u/badadaha 8d ago

Are you a registered firearm?

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u/HugeTrol 8d ago

What a shitpost

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u/Dry-Kale-8405 8d ago

Halarious though!

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u/Jamies_verve 8d ago

Oh man I thought this was real. I had to scroll down this far to find the truth.

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u/StinkyMcBalls 8d ago

How do you know the comment is the truth

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u/Rijonkulous 8d ago

When I was taking care of my mother after a double knee replacement, right when she got out of the hospital her pain meds had her so constipated. When she finally got it out it was just a solid brick the size of a large fist. I am forever haunted by that turd.

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u/smellybluerash 8d ago

That sounds like it was a poop-knifer for sure

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u/Standard_Yogurt_1460 8d ago

More like one of those diamond saws.

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u/Tortorak 8d ago

I had a turd so big once I had to guide it out by hand to keep my butthole intact. Had to break it off halfway and push the rest back in. I felt like my butt cheeks had fallen on off with half my intestines gone from how light I felt and how completely numb my ass was by the time my ordeal was over.

Drink more water, kids.

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u/Open_Librarian_823 8d ago

Or is this fantasy?

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u/dmpl_pix 8d ago

" Caught in a landslide no escape from reality "

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u/Chopper-Shopper 8d ago

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,

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u/dmpl_pix 8d ago

"Im just a poor boiiii""

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u/Chopper-Shopper 8d ago

I need no sympathy

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u/nasonh03 8d ago

Because I’m easy come easy go

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u/Chopper-Shopper 8d ago

Little high, little low,

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u/dmpl_pix 8d ago

"HIT ME WHERE THE WIND BLOWSSS"

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u/Chopper-Shopper 8d ago

doesn't really matter to Me

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

No, it's not real. Reality only exists when it's convenient for me.

(Otherwise I just abort it)

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u/Usman1285 8d ago

I like this mindset

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u/WhitestWhiteEver 8d ago

It was faked, she was going for something else and thought it be a good idea for a Tik Tok video. Was funny how many people reacted negatively towards it. It's nowhere near as bad as the ones where the women are like 'If it's a Girl, I name it lucy. If it's a boy, I'll abort'. Seen that once before.

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u/ange1bug 8d ago edited 8d ago

Your second example is just a Sacha Baron Cohen joke with the gender reversed

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u/ILikeGamesnTech 8d ago

Or one of the 50 gender reveal videos I've seen where the dad has a meltdown when he finds out he's having a daughter.

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u/drinkmesideways 8d ago

No. My son is also named bort..

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u/IMRot3m 8d ago

It's pronouns is went/gone

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u/Glittering-Lack-7889 8d ago

Went was a great fetus. Hated to see gone get aborted.

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u/Thisfuckingname 8d ago

Classic holup. A truly beautiful thing to see

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u/luna-loveless 8d ago Silver

Fetus deletus

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u/Legends_Arkoos_Rule2 8d ago

Yeetus the fetus abortion completeus said doctor Cletus

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u/rufusbot 8d ago

A lot of opinions about abortion being brought up from people who'll never need one

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u/AverageBennyEnjoyer 8d ago

Seeing the replies here, you really got them angry with this one lmao

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u/MyNuts2YourFistStyle 8d ago

Lol this post triggered a lot of people

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u/Iorith 8d ago

And most of them are the "fuck your feelings" "lol triggered" "did i offend you snowflake?" types. It's hilarious.

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u/SaveShipwrightSteve 8d ago

It's always projection. Remember that next time you see a calamatous uproar about needing to protect the childrens from these types. They're sick fucks.

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u/minester13 8d ago

It’s interesting, the people online who have such an urge to defend the sacred cell clump at the drop of a hat are the same people society actively tries to protect the existing children from

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u/Doctor__Apocalypse 8d ago

Love it or hate it, this is fucking gold.

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u/oogly24 8d ago

Baby dodged a bullet there.

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u/dhhdhh851 8d ago Gold

Didnt dodge the coat hanger.

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u/LawwdChungus 8d ago

Skill issue

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u/LiveHotNudes 8d ago

“You can scramble it in there and I’ll just queef it out”

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u/drunk98 8d ago

Breakfast is served

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u/dbelliepop87 8d ago

Isn't that sort of the point of aborting unwanted pregnancies? People know they can't take care of a life as it deserves to be taken care of and thus choose not to create it?

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u/TRDarkDragonite 8d ago

Yes. But pro-birthers have low IQ and can't understand that.

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u/sabmish 8d ago

I love watching people walk right into the point and still miss it

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u/Enibas 8d ago

Yes, of course, a woman doesn't show the guilt and shame you ghouls require, so she must be a terrible person.

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u/mousemarie94 8d ago

I found it funny.

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u/boringestnickname 8d ago

Dodged a parent with humour?

I guess we have different standards.

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u/IndustryNo5319 8d ago

The girl dodged a bullet there.

Never seen a remotely successful person with kids under 25, except ultra wealthy celebrities and one friend who is in the top 0.3% of onlyfans.

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u/Gunsmoke_wonderland 8d ago

Just think, your parents could have been successful. And you soiled it. SOILED IT. SOILED IT

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u/-Johnny- 8d ago

Bc you can tell how a parent will be from a couple pictures.. OK Dr. Phil lol

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u/Venvut 8d ago

Females having a sense of humor isn’t allowed 😤

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u/SolidVirginal 8d ago

Reading these comments feels like taking a shot of the splashover liquor in the rubber bar mat at the end of your shift

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u/Certified_Cunt 8d ago

Well, as always Reddit is incapable of taking a joke.

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u/dellchips1 8d ago

Today pregu tomorrow ragu

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u/haligosu 8d ago

Air left my nose.

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u/YourDegradation 8d ago

This sub right now:

Rape jokes? ✓

Racist jokes? ✓

9/11, AIDS, disaster jokes? ✓

Abortion jokes? Dats too far man.

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u/oldcarfreddy 8d ago

Tells you how teenage incel the sub is when they get butthurt in a sub meant for edgy jokes and memes lol

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u/homebrew_1 8d ago

I wonder if she had to flee to a different state to get an abortion.

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u/Skvora 8d ago

Cheaper than like 10k/year for 18 years.

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u/minester13 8d ago

These days it’s more like 300k going 0-18

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u/Emergency_Ad_5935 8d ago Respect

Congrats because that’s exactly the attitude the anti-abortion crowd used to drum up support for the pro-life movement.

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u/boringestnickname 8d ago

"We can't let these people with a sense of humour take over the country! Down with sensible people and this sort of thing!"

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u/pbmadman 8d ago edited 8d ago

And exactly the attitude the pro-choice crowd uses to drum up support for the pro-abortion movement.

Clearly no child should be forced to have this woman as a parent.

Edit: ok, 3 things. The wording of my first sentence was more of a literary decision than a logical one. It’s demonstrating a point rather than being purely logical. I used the comment I responded to and flipped the words around to demonstrate that we as humans can look at the exact same situation or facts and draw completely opposite conclusions and there is validity to both and until we can bridge that gap it’s almost impossible to make progress.

And 2, I’m not pro-abortion, I’m not advocating for women to get one.

Lastly, point 3, clearly the discussion should be about when does life begin. Pro-choice people by and large do not consider it murder because they don’t think there is sentient human life. It is a very difficult distinction to make as there isn’t really a line anywhere that is clear and obvious to draw, other than birth or fertilization and both of those answers are quite problematic anyways.

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u/vishus42 8d ago

See and I love this take too, because imagine if this woman had this child that we are assuming she never wanted. What kind if adult would come from this situation? Statistically, not a great one

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u/_duber 8d ago

Well the crime rate did start dropping about 15-20 yrs after Roe v Wade

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u/vishus42 8d ago

My dude, this comment section is clearly not ready for that conversation

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u/_duber 8d ago

Kinda like not being ready to be a mother lol

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u/hiddencamela 8d ago

I suspect a lot aren't ready to deal with the real data of what happens to those forced to give birth honestly.
Most of what I remember kind of supports that Sex education being important and birth control do a ton. It kind of stops the topic of abortion even becoming an issue if theres no pregnancy to begin with.

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u/Lon3Wo1f-117 8d ago

Tbf, I've seen people who grew up with shit lives or went through the adoption system and get pissed when this point is brought up because they feel like you're telling them they're better off dead, which is totally valid.

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u/vishus42 8d ago

Oof, so I can totally see that and understand that perspective. I wanna be clear that I am only talking about the currently unborn. If you're alive and here, then I would never intend to imply such a thing as someone being better off dead. Good perspective for me to think about tho to better word things in the future. Thank you.

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u/Lon3Wo1f-117 8d ago

No prob. Glad you got something out of that comment. Still pro choice myself because freedom, but it is something I think about.

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u/GeriatricMillenniall 8d ago

Most of us agree that already alive people are already alive and exempt. Already alive people have rights. Not alive people do not have anything. They aren’t alive.

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u/ProtagonistThomas 8d ago

As someone whose adopted, and been in the system. I think it can be incredible traumatic to put a child through that. I think if any adopted person is using this argument to invalidate the ability to choose when the time is right, they arent actually offended and only saying that to prove a point.

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u/summertime_sadeness 8d ago

There's another probable reason why it might upset them. It makes it seems like people are using their trauma and life story as ammunition in the great pro-life vs pro-choice debate without actually caring about them as a person.

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u/-ll_Y_ll- 8d ago

pro-abortion movement.

Is that a thing? I've seen lots of people who support choice, but I've never even met an anti-natalist who was pro-abortion.

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u/brandonade 8d ago

duh that's why the woman aborts, because she doesn't want a baby. it's worse for a baby to be born unwanted than to be never born.

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u/TRDarkDragonite 8d ago

Nah, you just don't have a sense of humor.

Bet the people that are offended over this woman's joke are the same people that go on about how comedians jokes are being censored.

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u/mousemarie94 8d ago

Yeah...and?

Part of anything being legal is there are people across an entire spectrum who will participate in the legality of said thing.

There are people who don't abuse their legally purchased alcohol and some that do. There are people who go murder people in a mass shooting with their legally purchased gun and there are those that don't.

If someone's entire argument is based off of one fraction of an entire population of people who have done said legal thing, they have a piss poor argument.

Also, it's okay to be happy about your abortion! In fact, the sense of relief and knowing you didn't ruin your own life and possibly (miscarriages and stillbirths still happen) another.

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u/jawknee530i 8d ago

Seriously. If someone wants an abortion just cuz they don't want a kid and that someone doesn't feel emotional about it then who cares? Why should someone feel the way about a medical procedure the way that others think they should? Should someone be oh so town and devastated when they get a wart removed?

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u/schizoiYT 8d ago

Who cares? People who are wrong gonna be wrong. Shouldn't prevent a healthy sense of humor regarding responsible life choices.

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u/Drewy99 8d ago Starry

Well yeah, that's the point of legal abortion.

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u/joremero 8d ago

Agreed, no one that doesn't want a kid should be forced to have one

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u/JengaPlayer 8d ago

Yah! Lets figure out later how we support new mothers later with less taxes.

Babies ought to toughen up and pray through the bad times and get a job.

/s

Sincerely, Republicans who can't help but force others to their beliefs.

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u/Anchors_Away 8d ago

Those babies better pull themselves up by their bootie straps!

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u/Skyvalen 8d ago

One of the points

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u/mousemarie94 8d ago

Yes...that's exactly how it works. In fact, thats the purpose.

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u/oldcarfreddy 8d ago

The funny part is they WANT the woman to emotionally labor over it lol. Like, dude, how do they not get it's better if they don't?

They want people to suffer even in cases where the woman ends up choosing it

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u/brandonade 8d ago

well duh kinda sad for a child to be born with a mother that doesn't want them. that's why abortion should be legal so they are aborted and cause no problems.

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u/Caboose127 8d ago

Don't call me butok, buddy.

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u/faroutcosmo 8d ago

Thats why it shouldn't be banned.

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u/Aneeki 8d ago

A parent with a good sense of humor?

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u/Axtorx 8d ago

How dare a woman have a dark sense of humor to get her through a hard time in her life.

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u/greg19735 8d ago

I guarantee this guy says he likes edgy humor too

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u/ProtoTiamat 8d ago

I clicked through a few pages of his history just to see, and found absolutely no humor at all — but a lot of hating Europeans, lots of calling people racist “turkophobes” for criticizing Turkey, and saying shit like “Women love to keep men they are not interested in around for a confidence boost”.

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u/theslip74 8d ago

"Women love to keep men they are not interested in around for a confidence boost”

Lmao I love how he completely removes agency from men in that situation, like we have no choice but to stick around.

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u/Newestmember 8d ago

He was definitely left by someone for a European guy.

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u/schizoiYT 8d ago

I'm sure this is a wonderful person. Certainly much better than the puritans judging her healthy sense of humor.

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u/Endorkend 8d ago

I found that having parents with a sense of humor was a rather positive thing.

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u/nevertrustamod 8d ago

Yeah I'd hate if my mother had a sense of humor.

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u/JimSaves 8d ago

Fuck if this was posted on my mother's Facebook group she and the crazies would be seething at this lol.

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u/alicia-draven 8d ago

Man that got a chuckle out of me.

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u/A_Wild_Tree 8d ago

A cackle, a chortle if you will

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u/Bungalosis 8d ago

How to send a Christian into a temper tantrum with just four easy steps!

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u/DystopianFigure 8d ago

I've been enjoying reading incel commenters losing their shit over this. Even if the joke wasn't hilarious, these comments are!

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u/Bungalosis 8d ago

It's lovely. A little dose of reality and free will just short circuits their small brains.

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u/MutedLayer4564 8d ago

fetus deletus

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u/Rot_Snocket 8d ago

Brrrrrap brrrrap, pew pew

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u/NotSoDependent 8d ago

actually funny

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u/Miserable-Tennis4035 8d ago

Abortion should be legal up to 937 weeks

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u/MrJason300 8d ago

I fuck with these lol. Take back those excessive gender reveals