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u/Existent_Person_58 8d ago

“Don’t worry my dog doesn’t bite but he does know how to use projectiles”

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u/BakedWizerd 8d ago

Most dogs choose melee classes but this guy went for ranged attacks.

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u/Boring_Reflection642 8d ago

Point-Blank Splort

Rapid Splort

Pupper's Mark

You're in for it now.

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u/DrBeats777 8d ago

POE is leaking

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u/FishingOnTheFly 8d ago

Map device got hacked again

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u/HalstenWulfharth 8d ago

Puppers mark is used by most classes of dog.

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u/Boring_Reflection642 8d ago

From the most serene doge to the wildest borkbarian!

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u/SphericalBitch2020 8d ago

Mine too.... I have a British bully, and her mission in life is to burst balls...... the squeakers inside them stand no chance.....

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u/noteverrelevant 8d ago

No species can resist the call of Sneaky Archer.

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u/TheVortexianBolt 8d ago

he’s an int build lol

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u/CreepingEnd2 8d ago

I get your point but I imagined a dog with a trebuchet.

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u/looeeyeah 8d ago

In my head that dogs name is Trebuchet.

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u/AdamInJP 8d ago

The superior siege Frenchie.

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u/Orangehead0890 8d ago

They look so suprised everytime they do it

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u/MolinoSborrino 8d ago

Lol I thought the same, that sweet goofer has a goldfish brain

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u/pawg_patrol 8d ago

And a face to match

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u/8thStringQB 8d ago

Having your mind blown by the simplest things sounds pretty cool honestly.

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u/soopirV 8d ago

Pretty ironic comment, don’t know about you but I’ve watched in 6 times and still love it.

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u/Melz13 8d ago

Same! 😂 I can’t get enough of it!

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u/BALONYPONY 8d ago

The sound of things breaking after it pops out is just killing me.

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u/MrWumbolini 8d ago

Big doors swing on small hinges

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u/akatherder 8d ago

This is a bot that just restates/rewords comments it replies to.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 8d ago

Yup. Downvote and report it as a harmful bot under spam.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 8d ago

Lol this is definitely a bot. How do people fall for comments like this?

Report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 8d ago

This is a bot. Report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned. It just says the same things over and over.

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u/whatdontyousee 8d ago

I don’t think they’re trying to shoot it, it just slips outa their mouth lol

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u/Whosdaman 8d ago

That’s exactly it! They like squeezing a ball, popping out is an unexpected outcome for them.

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u/NakedMermaidVacation 8d ago

Every day is a new day

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u/Suspected_Magic_User 8d ago

Nah, that's just how his face looks like

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u/Dorkamundo 8d ago

And I love how like 60% of them won't run after it.

Like, chasing isn't as much fun if you're the one throwing.

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u/edgardens 8d ago

I see a remember to Jack Black

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u/Thunderrunner03 8d ago

This made my day thank you 😆

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u/BigGreenBallOfLuck 8d ago

That seems like it's going to get dangerous as soon as his aim gets better.

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u/8thStringQB 8d ago

RIP bag of cookies on the counter.

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u/SingtotheSunlight 8d ago

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u/PizDoff 8d ago

Another one! These two could play fetch with each other all day!

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u/BigGreenBallOfLuck 8d ago

Hahah this is exactly what I was thinking. Haha thanks dude.

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u/SnausageFest 8d ago

Just get a lab. One dog launches the ball, the other scrambles to catch it.

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u/No-Individual9286 8d ago

Man a sound engineer needs to rip the sound off of this and put it in some movie or video game. Perfect "pop" sound.

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u/midgetsinheaven 8d ago

That thwop is so unique to racquetball balls. My dad is obsessed with RB and would make that thwop sound with bottom lip coming off his top teeth. None of us kids could ever replicate it. It just sounds so rubbery! The sound alone took me back to my childhood.

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u/puterankompor 8d ago

When this was posted before people said that was a choking hazard etc. Then now this comment section has opposites reaction to this

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u/TostedAlmond 8d ago

Always depends on which crowd gets in here first

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u/TriflingGnome 8d ago

ohh that'd be a something cool to see data on

how many comments/upvotes does it take before the "vibe" of a post is seeded and people just go along with the majority opinion

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u/Psycko_90 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's really fascinating how two post can get totally opposite reaction on Reddit. The hive mind is real.

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u/fanderoyalty 8d ago

Reddit right? They either love it, or are absolutely, completely against it and there are a ton of specialists to tell you why.

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u/jyunga 8d ago

Depends who comments early. If people love it, others fall in line. If people hate it, you get hundreds of people suddenly being knowledge experts about how dogs choke.

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u/icybeavertail 8d ago

Last time this was posted I immediately went out and got a three pack for our frenchies. The smaller, younger frenchie absolutely shoots it out like this and chases it down, it's been fantastic for burning off energy. The bigger, older one loves to play hallway chase but doesn't self-shoot and retrieve. No choking yet!

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u/nick124699 8d ago

I was actually coming here to see if someone was going to mention the ball. My dad's dog got one of those exact balls lodged in his throat.

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u/shifty_coder 8d ago

Not much of a choking hazard for a dog that size, but I’d be worried about their teeth. Biting hard on something and it unexpectedly flying out might lead to breaking teeth.

Just stick to the classic tennis ball.

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u/margmi 8d ago edited 8d ago

Dogs should not be given tennis balls to chew in the way this dog is chewing it (fetch is okay). The material is too rough, it grinds down their teeth like sandpaper, and the balls break down too easily (i.e. a choking hazard)

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/advice/are-tennis-balls-safe-for-dogs/#:~:text=As%20your%20dog%20chomps%20on,tooth%20pulp%20and%20difficulty%20chewing.

Give dogs toys that are designed for dogs.

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u/ArgonGryphon 8d ago

I'm just depressed by the fact that it wouldn't do this at all if it wasn't bred to have a flat face.

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u/dididothatbuddy 8d ago

POP! eyes bulge

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u/flossy_dikki 8d ago

Pop

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u/Gasurza22 8d ago

I love this video, i used to put it for my dog and he would try to get the ball as well lol (then i will give him a real ball)

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u/Cosmic_Blunder 8d ago

So hilarious 😂 that little face when the ball flies away

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u/ThatIslanderGuy 8d ago

They always look so surprised when it happens.

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u/craftyhall2 8d ago

This is from We Rate Dogs twitter

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u/ares395 8d ago

What rating did this doggo get?

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u/paulfalcone95 8d ago

13/10

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u/MembershipThrowAway 8d ago

What's the point of rating the dogs if every one gets a 13/10!?

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u/m-torr 8d ago

They’re good dogs Brent

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u/MrMcDuffieTTv 8d ago

Is this a whoosh moment? They get 10/10 for being a dog and 3 extra for being a dog.

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u/MembershipThrowAway 8d ago edited 8d ago

Nah, it's just a reference to this lol

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/theyre-good-dogs-brent

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 8d ago

I guess you could say he's... just spitballing ba dum tss!

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u/StanleyBillsRealName 8d ago

I like how if you read her/his face like a human's s/he looks suprised that it launched off his/her mouth every single time.

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u/Confused_Emus 8d ago

"They" and "their" is an option if you get tired of typing out "his/her" every time.

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u/jk844 8d ago

Or they could say “It”. “It” is a gender neutral pronoun

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/renloskk 8d ago

you don’t gotta be non binary to do that, go for it it

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u/legalizemonapizza 8d ago

real /r/voidpunk energy in this comment

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u/Confused_Emus 8d ago

Invest in conditioner stock now!

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u/TheRedDragonCW 8d ago

“Fire at will commander.”

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u/aplqsokw 8d ago

My Reddit feed is placing this immediately after a video of "Veterinarian removes toy stuck on dog's throat", as a consequence I was also concerned for this dog.

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u/Scared-March7443 8d ago

I love how shocked he looks each time.

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u/whatthefuck8e3 8d ago

Nerf Blaster Terrier.

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u/Spoton65 8d ago

The surprised look on his face each time 😍

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u/entp369 8d ago

haha was trying to find a comment mentioning this

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u/c4t4ly5t 8d ago

We have a blistic weapon prototype right here.

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u/JohnJDumbear 8d ago

Run it backwards and those are some great catches.

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u/DaanishKaul 8d ago

When I have too much information about politics and shit, I look at these weirdos and realize what's important in life is exactly how this dog plays with his ball.

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u/SomeGuyNamedJason 8d ago

I love how he looks so surprised every time it shoots out.

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u/All_Usernames_Tooken 8d ago

This ability comes as a surprise to the pupper every time

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u/Born_Resident7910 8d ago

Smart move! Self throwing, fetching and squishing on the ball!

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u/atomikplayboy 8d ago

Imagine walking through your living room and then all of a sudden you hear the tell tale pop of a ball being launched and then bam up-side your head!

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u/AccretionDisk777 8d ago

My old Frenchie used to do this rip DeeDee

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u/AndrewScott1226 8d ago

Train it to aim at people

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u/Other_Total 8d ago
  • trumpet noise plantly plays *

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u/minester13 8d ago

What an absolute menace

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u/ShakinBacon 8d ago

Hey op…not to be a debbie downer, our neighbor’s frenchie died when a ball that size got stuck in it’s throat. Please be careful

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u/TooManyPotholes 8d ago

Too small of a ball compared to the mouth size. Choking hazard.

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u/MikeTheActorMan 8d ago

Dudes, in all seriousness, that ball is very close to being a choking hazard. A small ball of that size that's also squishy... it won't take much for that to end up down the throat of that dog. My sister's dog did that - one of his favourite balls, it was squishy and after getting a bit too excited on a walk, it just slid down his throat before they could stop it. The vet tried to force it out with a liquid solution to induce vomiting, but it wouldn't come up, so he had to go into surgery to have the ball removed from the stomach. A very expensive and scary lesson learned!

Get rid of this ball.

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u/grandpab 8d ago

It happened to my dog, but it didn't go too deep into his throat and he was able to push it out himself right away. I quit giving him racquetballs after that. Only tennis balls. The smooth texture on the racquetballs makes it way too easy for it to slip out of the grip they have on it with their teeth and it can go right down their throat.

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u/redditiem2 8d ago

At least a Kong has a breathing hole in case it gets lodged in the throat.

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u/CaptinDerpI 8d ago

Too bad it can’t breath

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u/Delouisa 8d ago

What kind of ball is this? Need it for my dog haha

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u/Slinktard 8d ago

Maybe if he had a snout…

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u/joel5328 8d ago

What an ugly dog with many health problems and a trimmed tail

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u/heyitsyoutuber 8d ago

Dog is beautiful, unlike your opinions.

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u/Louiexvl 8d ago

Lmao chill the tail isn’t even docked mr. Smart guy

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u/NightlyWry 8d ago

They are born with their tails like that.

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u/Calm_Conversation398 8d ago

I can only imagine that cartoon fwoomp every time it launches

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u/twitchkirbylicious_ 8d ago

Me practicing my Valorant aim

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u/ananaslord 8d ago

What was that game frog popping balls, dog looks like that XD

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u/SerotoninCephalopod 8d ago

What kind of dog is this

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u/Killer_Clownfish_ 8d ago

Frenchie

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u/shiner_bock 8d ago

One of my friends has what I think is a Frenchie. Are they all like little cannonballs? I'm not much of a dog-person (allergies), and was surprised by how [physically] dense that dog is.

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u/Inner_Inspection640 8d ago

French bulldog. They are one of the sweetest breeds I’ve come across.

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u/empire314 8d ago

Bruh, its a breed that can barely live because of the deformed face that has been manufactured for it. Its existence is a deep shame on humanity.

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u/DrJohnIT 8d ago

It appears to be a European bull terrier aka Bulldog https://bulldogclubofamerica.org/

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u/graavyboat 8d ago

bull terriers have long snouts. also a bull terrier is different than a bulldog. this dog is a french bulldog.

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u/bobthebobofbob 8d ago

The "pop" sound plus the confused/surprised look on the dogs face every time is so perfect lol

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u/WhatevUsayStnCldStvA 8d ago

The crashing in the background is killing me lol

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u/Murky-Confidence-440 8d ago

Thats a legi stud shooter

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u/ThePartyLeader 8d ago

This is the opposite to a catapult

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u/cheetoGalleta 8d ago

Ay pero que hermosa criaturita de la vida, besitos a la cosita divina

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u/ItsTricky94 8d ago

i love this!!

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u/upfoo51 8d ago

Nicely edited.

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u/Lidi_am_I 8d ago

At least he can play catch by himself

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u/kat_happi 8d ago

“How many times have I told you, don’t play ball in the house”!!

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u/Alex_anime_fanboy 8d ago

He looks so surprised everytime

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u/MT_Flesch 8d ago

such a goober

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u/devin_mm 8d ago

Better out than in I always say.

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u/theSH4RP13 8d ago

Spyro shooting a fireball

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Broken window in 3..2..1…😆

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u/521NTA 8d ago

This is even better with the sound on.

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u/TamIAm82 8d ago

Oddly satisfying...

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u/entp369 8d ago

That's Zuma

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u/twitchyv 8d ago

This is how my dog and I play “catch”

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u/Hot-Bonus274 8d ago

I’m taking my talents to South Beach

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u/Hoffa2809 8d ago

What no one tells you, is that he learned that trick from a stripper at the owner’s bachelor party. P.S. she wasn’t using her mouth

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u/Sea-Perception8713 8d ago

Why my dog can’t do that

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u/SphericalBitch2020 8d ago

Aww, those ears! They point up on ball release!

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u/Cultjam 8d ago

That drink has a lid for a reason.

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u/Ulrik54 8d ago

this mf spittin

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u/doogidie 8d ago

Reminds me of a show I saw in Tijuana

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u/milehighrogue 8d ago

The first time was probably an accident, then they started dialing it in!

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u/BiggerBowls 8d ago

All I can imagine is a little doggo voice constantly saying "Whoops!"😅

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u/Empty-Dragonfly5895 8d ago

But yo mama do it better

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u/Electronic-Union9640 8d ago

Awesome just what I needed after work

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u/Scooterforsale 8d ago

The velocity is very impressive

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u/Shoddy_Lifeguard_852 8d ago

This is funny. But I'm wondering at the same time whether that ball is flexible enough to get sucked inward into the dog's windpipe.

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u/marsuwill75 8d ago

"I think I want to change gender"

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u/ShieldsCW 8d ago

This dog figured out how to play fetch with himself

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u/Kzand007 8d ago

There's no way I'm sleeping in the same room as him

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u/wilease 8d ago

Hahahaah I love how after each one, he's so surprised

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u/l-roc 8d ago

lol look at that miscarriage of a nose

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u/shirhouetto 8d ago

When they play catch, he's the one that throws the ball.

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u/RavenMcG 8d ago

What sort of pokemon attack is this?

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u/milve19 8d ago

after that they start creating bows and arrows and when you see it they will dominate the world

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u/Organic_Lie3500 8d ago

And this is how I waste 30mins pd on this bloody platform. Incredible!

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u/Loyal_spacecadet 8d ago

Zuma deluxe

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u/SimoneMichelle 8d ago

Their little surprised face gets me each time 😂

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u/socksmatterTWO 8d ago

Bwhahahaha have an award for making me have Dr pepper come out my nose lol

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u/RaiHikari 8d ago

now put the gif in reverse