r/BeAmazed 14d ago Rocket Like 1 Helpful 4 All-Seeing Upvote 3 Wholesome 4

A golden coloured mouse with wavy fur!

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u/Nunya-Buzznesssnezzs 14d ago

What a distinguished gentleman!

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u/DelgadoTheRaat 14d ago

Mmmm.. yes, look how he is sitting

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u/Horror-Fox59 14d ago

Very distinguished

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 14d ago

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u/RiskyDanFish 14d ago

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u/rockthemike712 13d ago

And that mouse is all over that subreddit too

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u/Mauwnelelle 14d ago

Well, this time you didn't! Yay!

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u/Hekihana 14d ago

omg i love reddit

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u/DragoKnight589 13d ago

Every so often the internet does something cool.

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u/Cthulhuducken 13d ago

Who’s that Pokémon!?!

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u/NekoOrNothing 14d ago

quite distinguished indeed

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u/Beast-Exe007 13d ago

I exist only to see comments like this! Please, take my Upvote!

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u/Squirrel_Inner 14d ago Silver Giggle

I vote we name him Charles Alexander Montgomery III, but call him "Chip" for short.

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u/iamnickallen 14d ago

We all know that’s really Ed Sheeran

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u/Aquemini_13 14d ago

CAM FOR SHORT?

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u/poonamsurange 14d ago

How about R.A.T Richard Arbuthnot Thomson!

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u/Squirrel_Inner 13d ago

How very dare you! At the least it should Matheus Oscar Uriah Sinclair Edwards.

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u/poonamsurange 13d ago

Whatever rocks its ⛵boat.

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u/bfunkrn 14d ago

Not Charles, it reminds me of the creep that has replaced Queen Elizabeth

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u/Squirrel_Inner 13d ago

hmmm, but what if he’s the Charles we deserve?

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u/bfunkrn 13d ago

But what could we possibly have done to deserve a narcissistic adulterous sham? That gorgeous little gold mouse deserves to be honored and respected for the beauty he innocently bears and not be disrespected for being a creep.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 14d ago

Yes, a proper-looking little gentleman with golden hair!

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u/West-Ruin-1318 14d ago

Nicely marcelled. Only the finest gentleman marcell their hair into such nice waves.

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u/IsRude 14d ago

He looks like his name would be Brett, and he's one of the servers at an upscale golf course.

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u/hookemhazey813 14d ago

He likes to surf and smoke weed in his free time

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u/SnooPets8327 14d ago

That mouse sporting waves

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u/shutupdotca 14d ago

Chad mouse

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u/Meta_Spirit 14d ago

This mouse is a quest item

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u/DefnotKvn 14d ago

Just like normal mice, it poops every 30 seconds except they’re tiny golden nuggets

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u/cosmicdaddy_ 14d ago

No it's just a golden chinchompa from osrs

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u/kevtino 14d ago

Don't drop him!

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u/Inviction_ 14d ago

Lvl 95 Hunter required and it's locked behind SoTE

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u/Guybrush_Creepwood_ 14d ago

Now they have to walk around with it in their pocket for life, because you can't drop key items.

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u/vox_ultima 14d ago

This is the winning comment

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u/DangerStranger138 14d ago

They an NPC you meet in the Tiddlywinks side quest

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u/anglostura 14d ago

Anisotropic mouse!

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u/SpyderPrime 14d ago

This mouse gives you a quest. Then an item. /;)

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u/Less-Mail4256 14d ago Helpful Wholesome

Reminds me of this hair

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u/Meta_Spirit 14d ago

Every time

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u/StickyNode 14d ago

Wow 1.2B views....

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u/cheeseless-eddie 14d ago

Holy smokes I felt like Anton Ego eating the ratatouille when I clicked that link

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u/r1beadman 14d ago

Oh you got me good!

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u/aananamas 14d ago

The Golden Fleece.

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u/android24601 14d ago edited 13d ago

This mouse gots waves. I wonder how it looks with the durag on

Correction: do-rag != durag

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u/navigatordeanna 14d ago

do-rat if you will

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u/TheKingOfBerries 14d ago

do you mean ‘durag’ 😭 😂

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u/leftlegYup 14d ago Silver Snek

"Gourmet."

- snake

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u/HalfBrinePickle 14d ago

The Golden Fleek

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u/donutz_be_good 14d ago

Rodent-retriever…

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u/NoBlueberryPie 14d ago

Jason and the golden mouse fleece

Not quite the same ring.

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u/DogmaticConfabulate 14d ago

A mouse with a crimp and a perm, a model to be sure.

Absolutely refuses to do modeling on the catwalk

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u/DefnotKvn 14d ago

Underrated comment

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u/SaltLickBrain 14d ago

Wave check!

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u/ligetimate_post_1997 14d ago

Drip too hard

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u/Exile_Acendant 14d ago

Don't stand too close

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u/VCMTTT 14d ago

You gon fuck around nd drown

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u/Ocop27 14d ago

Off this waveeeee

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u/ThugosaurusFlex_1017 14d ago

🌊 🏊 ☠

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u/Agent_Orca 14d ago

You gon fuck around and drown

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u/metatronatra 14d ago

what do I got underneath this durag? ANOTHER DURAG.

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u/kittypinksuit 14d ago

Got me dizzy over here

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u/eckbock89 14d ago

Don’t let the money make you dizzy baby -Nip

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u/snyckers 14d ago Silver Wholesome

Mouse Lannister - Hair of gold.

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u/AngryScientist 14d ago

Hear Me Squeak

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u/jennief158 14d ago

Better keep Ser Pounce away from him.

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u/Mutagrawl 13d ago

Azor Ahai*

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u/the_Archmage 14d ago

A Lannister always eats his cheese

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u/ElkRevolutionary270 14d ago edited 14d ago

The most stylish mouse I’ve ever seen.

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u/curiousmind111 14d ago

One might say, a mouse with mousse!

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u/hatzdowgz 14d ago

it's a shiny!!

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u/hunmingnoisehdb 14d ago

My stuff is so shiny~

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u/Dragroundfly 14d ago

Pikachu

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u/Mangarage 14d ago

Thought the same and came searching for the comment ^

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u/VenomBasilisk 14d ago

Same, but an hour too late.

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u/Gengar0 14d ago

I came to this comment ^

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u/SplatterBox214 14d ago

Shiny for sure

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u/AmongTheSound 14d ago

I thought Raichu!

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u/hafikirw 14d ago

Pokemon is a realistic work.

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u/JohnnyPoopnutz 14d ago

Right! They better be breeding shit loads more of this little dude

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u/2104_tiger 14d ago

Oh my man be gong to sleep with the wave cap at night i see

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 14d ago

Full-body ‘do rag

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u/NoodleBooty_21 14d ago

I always spelled it durag

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 14d ago

I figured it refers to your hairdo, so ‘do rag.

Idgaf though, I acknowledge whatever spelling predominates.

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u/vill918 14d ago

durag*

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u/Fair-Ad3639 14d ago

Gilderoy Lockmouse.

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u/Leun0 14d ago

Congrats for causing 100 plague! You unlock a new skin!!!

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u/Greenfieldfox 14d ago

Mouse Lannister always pays their debts.

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u/ansonr 14d ago

Hear me sqeak

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u/amluchon 14d ago

And who are you, the proud lord said

That I must bow so low?

Only a rat of a different coat

That's all the truth I know

In a coat of gold or a coat of red

A rodent still has claws

And mine are long and sharp, my lord

As long and sharp as yours

And so he sqoke, and so he sqoke

That lord of Gruyere

But now the rains weep o'er his hall

With no one there to hear

Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall

And not a soul to hear

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u/cancerkidette 14d ago

I want to hear the rest of this saga.

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u/Pacifix18 14d ago

He looks so soft!

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u/stuloch 14d ago

It's going to be May

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u/bdsloane 14d ago

Came here for this.

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u/192838475647382910 14d ago

Does it have a soul..?

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u/IWTLEverything 14d ago

Looks like its using soul glo.

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u/ReporterLeast5396 14d ago

Let your SOOOOOOOUL GLOOOOOOO

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u/gin_and_toxic 14d ago

Of course, it's not a ginger!

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u/howardshartsby 14d ago

I’m not so sure…

It certainly looks like Conan O’Mousin…..

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u/ranseaside 14d ago

That’s a fancy mouse

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u/amazoinghooman 14d ago

It’s Ron Weasley!

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u/Banyabbaboy 14d ago

Ron Meesely

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u/LonnieChilds 14d ago

Prince Hairy

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u/mynamebeluna 14d ago

Please tell me his name is goku or kakarot because he is clearly in super Sayian mode and on his way to kick freeza's ass

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u/Alm8360NoScoPro 14d ago

Someone please put an aura on him!!

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u/Just-JOE-Kin 14d ago

Holy shit how long did you have a durag on that mouse to get those waves

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u/redditornumberfour 14d ago

That mouse has better hair than I ever will

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u/zsq2329 14d ago

All I know is this.

That's a nice mouse.

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u/HalfBrinePickle 14d ago

There are people who pay good money to look that fleek and this playa got it naturally.

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u/PretendPenguin 14d ago

That mouse must've been wrapped in a du rag for weeks.

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u/ejejanw 14d ago

When you only do half the odyssey

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u/OneOfTheStupid007 14d ago

Ah, I see Prince Charming got turned into a mouse instead of a frog this time. Neat.

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u/PugConnoisseur 14d ago

We be BIG PIMPIN SPANDIN CHEESE!!!

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u/Deathpacito1999 14d ago

This mouse is radiating massive main character vibes.

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u/unsteadymorality 14d ago

I want to hold this mouse and pet its fur every time I’m feeling stressed

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u/Mykeewhodat27 14d ago

Ginger mouse

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u/NotYourAverageBeer 14d ago

GMO?

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u/pennyraingoose 14d ago

Selective breeding mostly. People have learned a lot about genetics from mice, including lethal genes.

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u/imdatingaMk46 14d ago

What's fun is being able to tell between lineages of white mice by how often they try and bite you while being scruffed.

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u/UnbelievableRose 14d ago

I'm listening

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u/imdatingaMk46 14d ago

BALB-c are the nice ones. The white SCID mice we have in the colony (can't remember their name off the top of my head) are little assholes.

I went to scruff one for injections a couple days ago, and the little bastard climbed up his own tail to get at me lmao

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u/UnbelievableRose 14d ago

Fascinating. To be fair, I feel like that's a pretty normal reaction to needles. Or to hands, in the case of unsocialized rodents.

(I'm now remembering my dad's story of how I rushed socializing one of my first hamsters and brought it to his office -upside down- to show him. Scared rodent pee goes a lot further when they're upside down! RIP all the paperwork on his desk)

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u/imdatingaMk46 14d ago

Well, BALB-c mice for comparison just wiggle a couple of times and then tolerate it.

Sometimes they squirm when scruffed, but calm right down if you give them something to gnaw on like a q-tip, or tilt them head down.

A SCID mouse (of lineage not remembered) wiggled her tail free, turned around and bit through my gloves before I even got her shaved lol.

For the sake of injections, we do anesthetize them because it's hard to find the nipples when scruffing. Takes a third hand, which is uncool when needles are involved lmao

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u/mihnt 14d ago

My mother and I used to raise rats and mice when I was growing up and it honestly seemed just like a recessive gene. We'd get some every now and again, but it wasn't super common like where we'd get a tank full of them if we started putting them together. Maybe a couple of times where it happened, but I don't remember it lasting long. (Lasting long as in generations I mean.)

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u/catsnekami 14d ago

I think it’s a Rex mouse. I believe it’s a genetic trait or mutation that’s found in different animals which causes the wavy fur/hair.

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u/Rough_Willow 14d ago

Red satin texel.

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u/MuhVauqa 14d ago

The William Montgomery of mice

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u/NotYourAverageBeer 14d ago

Who the fuck said that?!?

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u/Thinkable_Z 14d ago

Shiny Mouse!!!!

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u/Life_Is_But_a_Drem 14d ago

A ginger mouse!! So cute!

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u/paulsteinway 14d ago

We've been messing with these plain white mice forever and there were THESE? This should be the standard mouse.

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u/SomecNut 14d ago

Is that Ouefcoque Penteano?!

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u/poopstinkss 14d ago

Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/idunnohowtodoit 14d ago

Kenny Mouse G

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u/OHROBINVANPERSIE 14d ago

Drip too hard don't stand too close you gon' fuck around and drown off this wave

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u/osck-ish 14d ago

Fabulous

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u/Ezzy_boy123 14d ago

Wave check

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u/adz568 14d ago

Wave check

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u/Lady_Aquarius82 14d ago

Awww, how cute!

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u/Davicitorra 14d ago

This mouse has better hair than I do

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u/OddLibrary4717 14d ago

Wave check

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u/LongjumpingEnd2198 14d ago

Come on! Who spray painted that!? Now find me a cat in that colour.

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u/Racer1333 14d ago

Wave check

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u/Fluffy_Palpitation31 14d ago

Frank Costanza

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u/Cooterbunns 14d ago

Prince Charming ladies and gentlemen.

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u/Banana_Guns_ 14d ago

Reminds me of the guy from the movie Hotel Transylvania

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u/madplumber1 14d ago

Did he get a perm?

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u/bargoalrte 14d ago

What in the world...???

How could something like this exist?

WHAT is it??

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u/pennyraingoose 14d ago

It looks like a recessive or lethal yellow satin rex.

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u/IngoTheGreat 14d ago

Artificial selection. Over many generations, traits like these can be selected for by breeders. Sadly the process generally involves culling (killing) of many of the mice who do not conform to the desired traits, because it would take a lot of resources to take care of them.

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u/DehydratedManatee 14d ago

Does it get relentlessly bullied by other mice in schoolboy outfits?

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u/2009FlyingV 14d ago

Pimpin pimpin

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u/Brittamas 14d ago

The Prince Charming of mice!

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u/kismet421 14d ago

Wow.

(in the voice of Scott Pilgrim)

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u/Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 14d ago

Ohh shit, my son spinning

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u/Hail_Blazer__ 14d ago

Pikachu I choose you

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u/Acro808 14d ago

Daaaaaamn. Those waves looking better than some people I know.

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u/mjaayyy 14d ago

What kinda wave cap the mouse use???

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u/Ok-Sun8581 14d ago

Danny Kaye reincarnated!

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u/btcurlyhead 14d ago

Ma boi got some 🌀🌀

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u/gingerous 14d ago

Red hair don't care 👩‍🦰

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u/TheGabeCat 14d ago

Wave check!

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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__ 14d ago

Finding the golden mouse means that you get to take a tour of the mouse factory.

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u/adventureawaits27 14d ago

"Its PIKACHU!"

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u/Cold_Perspective_616 14d ago

10 gold coins, best offer I have

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u/ZeonDude 14d ago

Dave Mouse-taine

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u/SlyTriple 14d ago

EY, WHO PUT A DURAG ON MY MOUSE!?

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u/123-rit 14d ago

Midas mouse

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u/NoBlueberryPie 14d ago

Quick someone find Dionysus! Bring some wine!

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u/lovelyK1 14d ago

I'm so tired I saw a croissant

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u/twv6 14d ago

Wave check!

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u/Reylend 14d ago

HOMIE GOT WAVES

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u/SpaceXmars 14d ago

Seems cute, but probably is the result of a lab experiment

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u/Anemophobia_ 14d ago

Nope, just one of many varieties of fancy mice! This one has a satin texel coat.

It was this exact picture that got me into rodents 8 years ago ha.

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u/shakinmadink 14d ago

Lol amazed by breeding specific details into animals in one hand and also disturbed about how many generations of mice were experimented on to get here...what a world

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u/kate_1138 14d ago

That style of coat is called "rex" :)

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u/brightcrayon92 14d ago

When you spread the plague to 100,000 europeans and unlock the golden skin

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u/veryberyberry 14d ago

Mouse or the Golden snitch?

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u/aries0688 14d ago

Looks like something you’d get a mad come-up for finding in a video game!

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u/exonomix 13d ago

Mouse just needs some suede loafers and the pimp game is over for the competition

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u/abscindere 13d ago

This mouse must have a full body durag

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u/SoloPenguin13 14d ago

Sheeesh get that boy some airpods 🥵

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u/AleksasKoval 14d ago

You can't fool us, we know this is what happened to Gilderoy Lockhart after being a prat one too many times in front of McGonagall.

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u/mamamoonbear5 14d ago

Can you imagine the woven cloth that fur would make

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u/Tug_Stanboat 14d ago

easy there Cruella

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u/mamamoonbear5 14d ago

Lol I was thinking harvesting the wool via grooming and spinning it into thread and weaving fabric from the thread.

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u/jjstrange13 14d ago

Lol this is a cute mental image, just you and a tiny comb, hunkered over your golden mouse, diligently collecting hairs for 100 years to make a pocket square

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 14d ago

Oh! Well then that’s okay. You could groom him with a small toothbrush, maybe he would enjoy it like our cats do with brushing.

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